FAIL FRIDAY: All Frock And No Stamina
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Sexually eating a banana while making eye contact with a hottie to put the idea of frowjobs (frat blowjobs) in her head. It’s a TFM.

You’re a weirdo, man. A real weirdo.

Hi my name is Kelly and I’m going to school to be a pretty school teacher.

The fuck? Get out of here, Kelly.

Having sex with a hot girl. TFM. (Fuck you if you don’t think this is funny. This is just as good as your recent reposts and shitty intramural posts.)

You need to relax, friend. If you wanna throw hands, we can throw hands.

Bitch asked me if it was sunny out cause my sunglasses were on at a party… replied with “the sun never sets on a badass.” TFM.

If she didn’t immediately drop to her knees and beg for your frock then color me shocked.

Pulling a Tonya Harding and sending a pledge to hit your professor in the knee with a police baton to avoid taking an exam. TFM.

May have gone a little overboard there, chief. That’s extreme, and extremely illegal.

So I’m planning on rushing in the spring and have absolutely 0 knowledge on different frats. Any suggestions how to find the one that’s right for me?

I’m a little busy, but I’m confident the guys in the comments section will help you out! Best of luck!

All frock and no stamina. TFM.

The gift and the curse.

Powdered donuts make me go nuts. TFM.

Damn, that’s frat.

The single greatest benefit of being alive and well in the red white and blue: SEC Tailgating. Cigar in pocket, cooler in tow, CCR’s “Fortunate son” at full blast. It’s time to fully realize what our founding fathers meant by “the right to pursue happiness.” TFM.

Listen, guy, I know you think saying shit like this is cool, but it’s not. It’s terribly uncool. Please never say or type anything like this ever again.

So I slammed some slut at my internship this past summer, and some cubicle trash told me, like the little public school motherfucking bitch that he is, that he’d have to report my “misbehavior” to the CEO. Lucky for me, my dad is the CEO, so he fired this GDI pussy creep cargo-shorts-wearing fuck and we spit dip on his suit and fucking ruined it! #thesehoesaintloyal #niggasinparis #imallabouthebass

Damn it. Just…damn it.

You can probably fit 30 of that fish in one cargo pocket.
You can probably fit 30 of that fish in one cargo pocket.
People are still doing this type of thing, huh? That's unfortunate.
People are still doing this type of thing, huh? That’s unfortunate.
YAAAAAARF.
YAAAAAARF.
The American Dream.
The American Dream.
You dudes are weird looking. That is all.
You dudes are weird looking. That is all.
A lot went wrong here. Pretty much everything, really.
A lot went wrong here. Pretty much everything, really.
Chill-to-pull ratio at 5:0.
Chill-to-pull ratio at 5:0.
Cuddling with zebras. TFM.
Cuddling with zebras. TFM.
Someone grab this bro's feet while he hurls, please.
Someone grab this bro’s feet while he hurls, please.
That's a lot of frats to be in.
That’s a lot of frats to be in.
Your aim is weak, just like your tolerance.
Your aim is weak, just like your tolerance.
Thumbs up, guys! Are those Cheerios?
Thumbs up, guys! Are those Cheerios?
That is an undeniably true statement.
That is an undeniably true statement.
Dudes with defined abs wearing bras make me extremely uncomfortable.
Dudes with defined abs wearing bras make me extremely uncomfortable.
Hot dog down.
Hot dog down.
Dear God, man. What did you ingest that comes out looking like that?
Dear God, man. What did you ingest that comes out looking like that?
Really interesting choice of hashtags here, and you fucked up the best one. #WelcomeToTheFamilyGinger
Really interesting choice of hashtags here, and you fucked up the best one. #WelcomeToTheFamilyGinger
Got heeeeeeeem.
Got heeeeeeeem.
"Pull over. I'm going to make mouth poo."
“Pull over. I’m going to make mouth poo.”
Banana Republic. TFM.
Banana Republic. TFM.

“That was not a good idea.”

Ben Bolton Audition Tape MTV’s “Are You The One?”

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  2. we_are_the_1_percent

    I hope you join ISIS so America has an excuse to bomb the shit out of you.

    11 years ago at 2:36 pm
  3. The_Names_Doug_Dimmadome

    It’s almost as if you woke up this morning and forgot it was Friday.

    11 years ago at 2:37 pm
  4. Frapist

    My bucket list, in this order:
    1.Contract Ebola
    2.Ensiminate every female in Interns family.
    3.Die a happy man.

    11 years ago at 2:38 pm
    2. Intelligentleman

      If the intern is from Alabama this is a foolproof plan. Otherwise I’d brainstorm another idea to infect him with Ebola.

      11 years ago at 4:19 am
  8. ZeteNJ

    You set the expectations so low the past few weeks, I’m actually almost impressed with how, “early,” you got this up.

    11 years ago at 2:43 pm
  10. TheBigDubewlya

    My post lunch poop was postponed due to this article being so late. Disappointed.

    11 years ago at 2:46 pm
  11. Sleazy Asshole

    Does anyone at Grandex give a fuck about their jobs? That wasn’t a rhetorical question.

    11 years ago at 2:48 pm