FAIL FRIDAY: April Showers Bring May Flowers
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Driving a Buick to make sure there’s enough room for your cock. TFM.
It’s important to be able to fit your cock in your car.
All day I just look at girls and do my best at guessing if they shave, wax or do nothing to take care of their buttholes. TFM.
That’s an interesting way to spend each day.
What? My bad, I couldn’t hear you over my Lexus SUV with 17″ alloy wheels and a sunroof. TFM.
Oh snap a Lexus SUV with 17” alloy wheels and a sunroof!
Making sure my CPR certification is up to par for when these bitches pass out after seeing my shaved dick. TFM.
Your dick grows hair?
Needing to wash my sheets because they smell like steak, powdered doughnuts, Hennessy, and pussy juice. TFM.
The fuck are you doing in that bed?
I’ve never been in a fight, but if you f*ck with one my bro’s that’ll change. TFM. #notathreat #itsapromise
I think J.J. Watt submitted this.
A girl with a waxed butthole can go 2-3 more days with out washing than a girl whom does not wax her butthole before the scent becomes congruent. It’s science. TFM.
I’m not sure that’s science.
Jacking off when you have the flu. TFM.
I’m super into beating it when sick, too.
I’m no Warren Buffett, but I’ve been around long enough to know that the supply/demand for a girl who takes care of her butthole is scarce at best. Gentleman, if you find a girl with a hairless butthole, put a ring on it. TFM.
What in the shit is with all the butthole submissions?
Everyone thinks I’m gay but I’m low key smashing all your girls. TFM.
Good on you, player.
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Fuck you intern
9 years ago at 4:14 pmTook you long enough
9 years ago at 4:16 pmAlright pinhead, your time is up.
9 years ago at 4:16 pmI’ve already shit twice today, thanks for nothing.
9 years ago at 4:17 pmTerrified by the head of a child on that middle aged man body. Sweet ZZ Top haircut though
9 years ago at 4:24 pmThong and Fanny Pack? Total Redneck Move
9 years ago at 4:26 pmI’m not sure what snapchat filter was applied, but that Pi Beta Phi looks almost black.
9 years ago at 4:27 pmWhy did they put Dan in the cover photo?
9 years ago at 6:24 pmGreat comment, but quit riding on people’s coattails. It’s so frustrating to have some dick-rider piggybacking off a top-rated comment with completely unrelated content. Maybe one day if you ever make it to the top of the comment section, you will understand.
9 years ago at 11:20 pmWho are you?
9 years ago at 11:37 pmYour mom and sister know who I am you fucking pledge piece of shit, have some respect.
9 years ago at 8:41 amFuck you
9 years ago at 9:57 amYou know they have medication nowadays to help with those anger issues of yours
9 years ago at 3:16 pmYou’re treading on thin ice, Bobby….
9 years ago at 1:43 amThat dude licking the 4s ass definitely got at least a beej after that picture though.
9 years ago at 4:28 pmthe beta bahama promo makes me cringe
9 years ago at 4:29 pmHey, there is nothing wrong with a good urinal nap.
9 years ago at 4:31 pmJust took one!
9 years ago at 11:44 pm