FAIL FRIDAY: April Showers Bring May Flowers
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Driving a Buick to make sure there’s enough room for your cock. TFM.
It’s important to be able to fit your cock in your car.
All day I just look at girls and do my best at guessing if they shave, wax or do nothing to take care of their buttholes. TFM.
That’s an interesting way to spend each day.
What? My bad, I couldn’t hear you over my Lexus SUV with 17″ alloy wheels and a sunroof. TFM.
Oh snap a Lexus SUV with 17” alloy wheels and a sunroof!
Making sure my CPR certification is up to par for when these bitches pass out after seeing my shaved dick. TFM.
Your dick grows hair?
Needing to wash my sheets because they smell like steak, powdered doughnuts, Hennessy, and pussy juice. TFM.
The fuck are you doing in that bed?
I’ve never been in a fight, but if you f*ck with one my bro’s that’ll change. TFM. #notathreat #itsapromise
I think J.J. Watt submitted this.
A girl with a waxed butthole can go 2-3 more days with out washing than a girl whom does not wax her butthole before the scent becomes congruent. It’s science. TFM.
I’m not sure that’s science.
Jacking off when you have the flu. TFM.
I’m super into beating it when sick, too.
I’m no Warren Buffett, but I’ve been around long enough to know that the supply/demand for a girl who takes care of her butthole is scarce at best. Gentleman, if you find a girl with a hairless butthole, put a ring on it. TFM.
What in the shit is with all the butthole submissions?
Everyone thinks I’m gay but I’m low key smashing all your girls. TFM.
Good on you, player.
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Grab your stuff and move the the annex. Even Toby would have had this published earlier.
9 years ago at 4:34 pmEven “Cheap Sunglasses” couldn’t cover up that Rosie O’Donnell impersonator’s face
9 years ago at 4:35 pmStop playing with Frirdman’s name, when you talk about Frirdman, you better put some Respek on his name
9 years ago at 4:37 pmThis was not even remotely funny
9 years ago at 11:35 pmHoping that all this butthole talk catches these broads’ attention to start taking care of their sacred hole. Greek life is depending on it. Fuck feminism.
9 years ago at 4:37 pmAnyone who laps me can vote for Hillary and choke on dingle berries for the next 4 years.
9 years ago at 4:45 pmWhat an offer
9 years ago at 5:12 pmIt doesn’t count as Fail Friday if you post it after 5 pm. You’re still getting swirlied intern
9 years ago at 4:43 pmSteak, powdered donuts, hennessy, and pussy is definitely a TFM you fucking retard
9 years ago at 4:51 pmIntern might be a GDI
9 years ago at 6:46 pmSwing and a miss
9 years ago at 2:12 pmSteak, powdered donuts, hennessy, and pussy is definitely a TFM you ducking retard
9 years ago at 6:29 pmThat TKE picture made me cringe so hard I fell out of my chair and my entire rock collection fell out of my cargoes.
9 years ago at 4:54 pmThat one bitch is fat as fuck, why would you lick her ass
9 years ago at 4:56 pmIsn’t it time for your pre-algebra homework
9 years ago at 5:05 pmI’ve gotta disagree about picture being a fail. Anybody willing to match haircuts with Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife is all right in my book.
9 years ago at 4:58 pmI was pleasantly surprised by the right hook the Syracuse mascot was packing in that last video. He just seemed like the harmless chubby guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly.
9 years ago at 5:00 pmHe had the opportunity to do what we all wanted to do. Seizing the moment. TFM
9 years ago at 5:59 pm