FAIL FRIDAY: Back At It Again With The White Sperrys

Ten real submissions, 34 photos, and 8 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Damn, Franiel (Frat Daniel)! Back at it again with the white Sperrys! TFM.

You son of a bitch.

My chapter may not have a house, but we do have each other! TFM.

Haaaa losers.

That one bro who is single-handedly trying to keep Tommy Hilfiger alive. TFM.

Keep fighting the good fight.

Sucks that everyone knows I have a big dick. TFM.

I know the feeling.

Casually liking her Instagram photo from 69 weeks ago so she gets the hint. TFM.

That’s what I call “game.”

Being banned from the state of Oregon for munching too many beavs. TFM.

Hey everyone, this guy eats pussy.

When your HOT aunt punches you in the jaw for staring at her vulva. TFM.

Auntie has one hell of a left hook.

Going up to the cutest guy in your rival frat and saying, “IM GONNA FUCK YOUR BUTT!” Then walking off like nothing happened and go to Arby’s for a meal. TFM.

Enjoy Arby’s.

Driving 69 MPH no matter what the speed limit is with no regard for the public’s safety! TFM.

That’s how you let people know you’re so down to 69.

Waking up at 6am to catch the soccer matches and get the slams wet. TFM.

Nothing gets the girls going like a little early morning footie.

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Well hello there, motherfucker.
Well hello there, motherfucker.
I guess thatll do.
I guess that’ll do.
Stare a little harder, dude in the back.
Stare a little harder, dude in the back.
Probably didnt get laid that evening.
Probably didn’t get laid that evening.
Man down.
Man down.
Just two sorostitutes kicking it.
Just two sorostitutes kicking it.
Beautiful photo.
Beautiful photo.
Stacks on stacks on stacks.
Stacks on stacks on stacks.
I dont think thats for pooping, guy.
I don’t think thats for pooping, guy.
And another one bites the dust.
And another one bites the dust.
Youre alright. Youre gonna be just fine.
You’re alright. You’re gonna be just fine.
That is terrifying.
That is terrifying.
What the hell kind of theme party is this?
What the hell kind of theme party is this?
Is that a Ricky Martin shirt?
Is that a Ricky Martin shirt? Respect.
You pass out, you pay the price.
You pass out, you pay the price.
Some dudes just cant handle spring break.
Some dudes just cant handle spring break.
Silly fratter, scooters are for geeds.
Silly fratter, scooters are for geeds.
Dude, your nipple.
Dude, your nipple.
Maybe the saddest photo of all time.
Maybe the saddest photo of all time.
Enjoy your cock beverage.
Enjoy your cock beverage, friend.
Quit taking these goddamn photos.
Quit taking these goddamn photos.
All those goobers dabbing.
All those goobers dabbing.
You bricked this fit, homey.
You bricked this ‘fit, homey.
That there is a fashion statement.
That there is a fashion statement.
Rough night?
Rough night?
Looks like a crime scene.
Looks like a crime scene.
Kick your own asses for me. Thanks.
Kick your own asses for me. Thanks.
Im actually impressed.
I’m actually impressed.
The old poop and puke.
The ol’ poop and puke.
The coolest motherfuckers on Earth.
The coolest motherfuckers on Earth.
Looks super comfy.
Looks super comfy.
Nice blanket, chief.
Nice blanket, chief.
Man down.
Man down.
Those shirts are super fratty.
Those shirts are super fratty.

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Fuckin’ Spiderman

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The ΣAE Edition of Full House

Needing assistance to get back to your hotel room. #TFM

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The price of wasting a beer. #TFM

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Forfeiting basic motor functions. #TFM

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Punishing those who pass out early. #TFM

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  1. DanielBooze

    Too much content for one poop, now the lights are off and my legs are cramped. Also it’s late. Fuck you, intern.

    9 years ago at 12:05 pm
    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      I shit in the dark just to make it more interesting, almost dream like.

      9 years ago at 12:18 pm
      1. JackDanielsrunning

        There aren’t enough lavender scented dryer sheets in the world to fix that mistake

        9 years ago at 12:23 pm
      2. Nintendbro 64

        A kid pooped in the drying machine at our chapter house and turned it on for an hour. Cost him $1000 after we saw it on camera, but god damn it was hilarious.

        9 years ago at 3:18 pm
  2. JackDawson

    I am 100% convinced that people make submissions with the intent to get them on Fail Friday.

    9 years ago at 12:09 pm
      1. JackDawson

        Not just now noticing. I don’t need to comment every thought the first time something pops into my head. But to each his own.

        9 years ago at 1:02 pm
  3. Texas Tux and Oil

    I really hate the kid in the American eagle boxers with the broken nipple, i wish a worse fate on his other one.

    9 years ago at 12:10 pm
    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      Well I guess I need some new boxers and an extreme purple nurple, fuck off.

      9 years ago at 12:21 pm
  4. SNUBonny

    “Being banned from the state of Oregon for munching too many beavs. TFM.”

    This was funnier than 75% of the shit you guys publish.

    9 years ago at 12:16 pm
  5. U.S.Grant

    I don’t know where to post this, but was anyone else really disappointed by the BMS movie

    9 years ago at 12:20 pm
    1. Frobert The III

      They tried to hard. Thad wasn’t the lovable douche from the series, the humor was like an 8th grade lunch table humor, and the plot felt underdeveloped and childish. I agree.

      9 years ago at 1:13 pm
    2. DornFromMajorLeague

      The Moran, Mary jo, blonde chick sex scene almost made up for the rest

      9 years ago at 3:35 pm
    3. CamBrady

      It would have been better if they focused on Moran and the team try to go for the championship seeing as they were denied in the last season. But hey at least they produced the movie they raised money for.

      9 years ago at 4:35 pm
      1. PatrickfuckingBateman

        They wanted to stay away from the football season because now that the movie is doing so commercially well that season 4 may be in the works, which should be more focused on football.

        9 years ago at 7:43 am