FAIL FRIDAY: Back At It Again With The White Sperrys
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 34 photos, and 8 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Damn, Franiel (Frat Daniel)! Back at it again with the white Sperrys! TFM.

You son of a bitch.

My chapter may not have a house, but we do have each other! TFM.

Haaaa losers.

That one bro who is single-handedly trying to keep Tommy Hilfiger alive. TFM.

Keep fighting the good fight.

Sucks that everyone knows I have a big dick. TFM.

I know the feeling.

Casually liking her Instagram photo from 69 weeks ago so she gets the hint. TFM.

That’s what I call “game.”

Being banned from the state of Oregon for munching too many beavs. TFM.

Hey everyone, this guy eats pussy.

When your HOT aunt punches you in the jaw for staring at her vulva. TFM.

Auntie has one hell of a left hook.

Going up to the cutest guy in your rival frat and saying, “IM GONNA FUCK YOUR BUTT!” Then walking off like nothing happened and go to Arby’s for a meal. TFM.

Enjoy Arby’s.

Driving 69 MPH no matter what the speed limit is with no regard for the public’s safety! TFM.

That’s how you let people know you’re so down to 69.

Waking up at 6am to catch the soccer matches and get the slams wet. TFM.

Nothing gets the girls going like a little early morning footie.

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Well hello there, motherfucker.
Well hello there, motherfucker.
I guess thatll do.
I guess that’ll do.
Stare a little harder, dude in the back.
Stare a little harder, dude in the back.
Probably didnt get laid that evening.
Probably didn’t get laid that evening.
Man down.
Man down.
Just two sorostitutes kicking it.
Just two sorostitutes kicking it.
Beautiful photo.
Beautiful photo.
Stacks on stacks on stacks.
Stacks on stacks on stacks.
I dont think thats for pooping, guy.
I don’t think thats for pooping, guy.
And another one bites the dust.
And another one bites the dust.
Youre alright. Youre gonna be just fine.
You’re alright. You’re gonna be just fine.
That is terrifying.
That is terrifying.
What the hell kind of theme party is this?
What the hell kind of theme party is this?
Is that a Ricky Martin shirt?
Is that a Ricky Martin shirt? Respect.
You pass out, you pay the price.
You pass out, you pay the price.
Some dudes just cant handle spring break.
Some dudes just cant handle spring break.
Silly fratter, scooters are for geeds.
Silly fratter, scooters are for geeds.
Dude, your nipple.
Dude, your nipple.
Maybe the saddest photo of all time.
Maybe the saddest photo of all time.
Enjoy your cock beverage.
Enjoy your cock beverage, friend.
Quit taking these goddamn photos.
Quit taking these goddamn photos.
All those goobers dabbing.
All those goobers dabbing.
You bricked this fit, homey.
You bricked this ‘fit, homey.
That there is a fashion statement.
That there is a fashion statement.
Rough night?
Rough night?
Looks like a crime scene.
Looks like a crime scene.
Kick your own asses for me. Thanks.
Kick your own asses for me. Thanks.
Im actually impressed.
I’m actually impressed.
The old poop and puke.
The ol’ poop and puke.
The coolest motherfuckers on Earth.
The coolest motherfuckers on Earth.
Looks super comfy.
Looks super comfy.
Nice blanket, chief.
Nice blanket, chief.
Man down.
Man down.
Those shirts are super fratty.
Those shirts are super fratty.

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Needing assistance to get back to your hotel room. #TFM

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The price of wasting a beer. #TFM

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Forfeiting basic motor functions. #TFM

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Punishing those who pass out early. #TFM

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    1. CamBrady

      RIP intern Dennis. The one intern that almost wasn’t a complete piece of shit.

      9 years ago at 4:36 pm
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    “Is this too yellow?”
    “Nah, I don’t think so…what’s Curious George like in real life?”

    9 years ago at 12:31 pm
  6. BerrisFueller

    My brothers and I were the ones who fucked up that kid with the black eye in the gulf shores pic. Moral of the story don’t take another mans alcohol

    9 years ago at 12:41 pm
    3. Keepin it Fratty

      You and probably 5 of your brothers jumped one guy. Moral of the story, you guys are a bunch of pussies.

      9 years ago at 5:28 pm
  8. sofratyolotfm

    First, i’m surprised it took so long for someone to parody the “Damn, Daniel” video on here. Second, i’m surprised the intern didn’t post that on the wall.

    9 years ago at 1:04 pm
  9. YachtsNThots

    Those Fratsby clowns go to my school. Unlike Gatsby, their parties suck.

    9 years ago at 1:36 pm
  10. Your Drunk Uncle

    This late on Fail Friday? What a disgrace, Intern.

    Saying that is almost like breathing at this point.

    9 years ago at 2:04 pm