Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  3. Texas Fratstar

    Pike, you guys will never fucking learn, just stop posting shit on here. You’re an embarrassment to the Greek community across the nation.

    13 years ago at 9:18 pm
  6. Year Around Frat

    I was laughing until I saw the video. Probably the most terrible thing I’ve seen on any fail friday. Couple more thoughts. Canada sucks, California is NF, that guy spelled diarrhea wrong, and silly GDI, trix are for kids.

    13 years ago at 9:25 pm
    3. James Brond

      California doesn’t allow cousins to marry, so I can see how you’d dislike it.

      13 years ago at 1:21 am
  9. 993

    Pike makes me want to fucking vomit. You can’t continue to say “I’m a pike this chapter needs to stop fucking up” if this shit keeps showing up. It’s clear you’re a bunch of geeds. Go home.

    13 years ago at 9:29 pm
    3. phi_phi 1868

      It may be a majority of my fraternity but there are individual members of the fraternity at many chapters who are very fratty. I personally weep a little inside when I see things like this.

      13 years ago at 10:42 pm
    6. Constantine Chapter

      correct and for the record I’m not a KA so don’t bash KA, but i’ve yet to see a negative thing on TFM about KA.

      13 years ago at 1:36 pm
  10. Paul Hazinger

    commence the “those pikes are a disgrace and don’t represent us” comments.

    13 years ago at 9:30 pm
    2. A_Broham Lincoln

      I don’t think that excuse works anymore when you see a different Pike chapter on Fail Friday every single week

      13 years ago at 10:56 pm