Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  2. Brogarty

    I’d rather be the b spot on the human centipede than watch that pike video again

    14 years ago at 9:41 pm
    6. GeorgeHazingWBush

      MOTHER FUCKING SECONDED! I can’t take these geeds anymore. they disgrace every fail friday, every fraternity in the continental United States of America and Ronald Reagan’s ghost. Fuck pike, please die and leave this earth so i don’t have to fucking be aware of your presence.

      14 years ago at 11:09 pm
  4. Wild Frat

    I’m never disrespectful to women as a rule, but God, that “pike lady” makes me wish her most likely single mother had an abortion.

    14 years ago at 9:47 pm
  6. Betas_Sweetheart

    Nothing says old money like shopping at American Eagle, Abercrombie and Hollister…

    14 years ago at 9:52 pm
  7. Think About It

    I am assuming the delay was because the TFM Pledge is going through I week?

    14 years ago at 9:55 pm
  8. The Big LaBROski

    Pike would do some retarded shit like that, I think I saw some cargos shorts in that video but im not going to look for them again because it was painful to watch the first time

    14 years ago at 10:00 pm
    1. Brometheus

      You gotta rage pretty hard to end up on the street with all the safety nets this country has

      14 years ago at 11:28 pm
  10. Tijuana Frats

    If you would have told me that was Pike at my school I would have believed it….so I’m going to say it’s pretty consistent nationwide.

    14 years ago at 10:02 pm
    3. Frat Til Death

      Phi Delt and Kappa Sig aren’t NIC and no one seems to give a fuck. Pike would still geed it up even if they weren’t NIC.

      14 years ago at 2:17 pm