FAIL FRIDAY: Bottom Tier Pants Peeing
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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When you wake up hungover af and you would literally pay someone to jack you off. TFM.

I know how you feel, man. Every single time.

Me and my bro went to get our buttholes waxed. While painful, it has decreased our wiping time exponentially. Highly recommended to all bros. TFM.

As a fellow bro, I will be following your advice, bro.

Purposely sticking your finger in her butt just so you can stick it under your bros’ noses for the next 4-5 days. TFM.

Motherfucker wash your disgusting dookie hands.

My general rule of thumb is that if the butthole is waxed or neatly trimmed, I’ll usually punch it with my tongue. If it’s half-assed (no pun) or unkept I am going to put my Cremiuex chinos on and get the fuck outta there. TFM.

So much brown eye talk this week. It’s a revolution.

Getting expelled from a private catholic high school for fucking a nun’s feet. TFM.

Well, you’re going to Hell.

Listening exclusively to rap music and openly saying the N-word yet your frat doesn’t accept black folks. TFM.

Black folks? What year is it?

Saying, “I’m about to haze your pussy,” as you slide off your skinny jeans. TFM.

I legit might quit this internship today.

My Tim Riggins tattoo that I got on Spring Break became infected and I had to leave early. TFM.

Texas forever.

Growing my locks out so they flow like Tim Riggins on a hot Texas July afternoon. TFM.

Alright what the shit with the Tim Riggins references.

Getting fined by your chapter every time you mention Tim Riggins at a social event. TFM.

Well, this Fail Friday was worthless to anyone that didn’t watch Friday Night Lights or love anal.

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Panda panda panda.
Panda panda panda.
That's one way to get a snack.
That’s one way to get a snack.
#fratfratfratfratfrat
#fratfratfratfratfrat
God damn you people.
God damn you people.
Shaq done wet his britches.
Shaq done wet his britches.
You disgrace the American flag.
You disgrace the American flag.
When your girl squats and you have no testicles.
When your girl squats and you have no testicles.
Mother of God man have some pride.
Mother of God man have some pride.
They're really getting after it.
They’re really getting after it.
Oh look another terrible tattoo.
Oh look another terrible tattoo.
Doesn't seem comfy to me.
Doesn’t seem comfy to me.
Having a good round, fellas?
Having a good round, fellas?
Excited about that busted lip, aren't you nerd?
Excited about that busted lip, aren’t you nerd?
Fuck dude the human body ain't supposed to bend like that.
Fuck dude the human body ain’t supposed to bend like that.
When you pee your pants and still pull.
When you pee your pants and still pull.
Seems like you fellers got your asses kicked.
Seems like you fellers got your asses kicked.
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Fuck. That's rough.
Fuck. That’s rough.
Drinking Four Loko out of a wine glass. TFM.
Drinking Four Loko out of a wine glass. TFM.
God damn it stop fucking dabbing you dickwads.
God damn it stop fucking dabbing you dickwads.

Damn It’s Lit

Stop Doing This You Morons It’s Over

Letting formal at the beach get the best of you. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Going full Jordan Belfort on your 21st birthday. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Giving it your all. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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The most dangerous game. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  2. Premed Dr.penis

    I don’t care how early this is you’re still a piece of shit and I hope you get in to a car accident on your way to work and get permanently paralyzed also one last thing take a shower you smell like shit fuck face

    9 years ago at 1:41 am
    1. GuyWhoPointsOutTheObvious

      I wanted to like this, but you sound like one of the gays with all the exclamation points

      9 years ago at 1:43 am
  4. PrincipalMaxAnderson

    You’re early! I feel like a proud father! Now get me a beer and if you have any questions ask your mother.

    9 years ago at 1:53 am
  5. PrincipalMaxAnderson

    You’re early! I feel like a proud father! Now get me a beer and if you have any questions ask your mother

    9 years ago at 1:53 am
  8. Slade Fratstroke Wilson

    1. Way too early..I haven’t fall asleep and woke up in the morning, therefore, NOT Friday yet in my book

    2. You still owe is 3 #neverforget

    3. Try and hold your breath for 10 mins and see what happens, Intern.. I heard is really fun

    9 years ago at 2:32 am
  9. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    I had to get up in the middle of the night and take a laxative so I could shit while I read this.

    9 years ago at 3:12 am
  10. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

    I’m still shit house drunk intern, why the fuck did you post this so early?

    9 years ago at 4:51 am
  11. DubyasLeftNut

    Student of UOP here, can confirm Betas are the outcast/weird house on campus. Not surprised they’re on Fail Friday.

    9 years ago at 5:40 am
    1. MrStealDornsMom

      What the fuck is UOP? University of Pheonix? Isn’t that an online school? Either way- no one gives a flying fuck

      9 years ago at 11:00 pm