FAIL FRIDAY: Bottom Tier Pants Peeing
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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When you wake up hungover af and you would literally pay someone to jack you off. TFM.
I know how you feel, man. Every single time.
Me and my bro went to get our buttholes waxed. While painful, it has decreased our wiping time exponentially. Highly recommended to all bros. TFM.
As a fellow bro, I will be following your advice, bro.
Purposely sticking your finger in her butt just so you can stick it under your bros’ noses for the next 4-5 days. TFM.
Motherfucker wash your disgusting dookie hands.
My general rule of thumb is that if the butthole is waxed or neatly trimmed, I’ll usually punch it with my tongue. If it’s half-assed (no pun) or unkept I am going to put my Cremiuex chinos on and get the fuck outta there. TFM.
So much brown eye talk this week. It’s a revolution.
Getting expelled from a private catholic high school for fucking a nun’s feet. TFM.
Well, you’re going to Hell.
Listening exclusively to rap music and openly saying the N-word yet your frat doesn’t accept black folks. TFM.
Black folks? What year is it?
Saying, “I’m about to haze your pussy,” as you slide off your skinny jeans. TFM.
I legit might quit this internship today.
My Tim Riggins tattoo that I got on Spring Break became infected and I had to leave early. TFM.
Texas forever.
Growing my locks out so they flow like Tim Riggins on a hot Texas July afternoon. TFM.
Alright what the shit with the Tim Riggins references.
Getting fined by your chapter every time you mention Tim Riggins at a social event. TFM.
Well, this Fail Friday was worthless to anyone that didn’t watch Friday Night Lights or love anal.
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You forced me to read this before my morning shit intern you literal piece of human garbage.
9 years ago at 6:16 amDon’t know about y’all, but I’d be down a few grand if I got fined every time I talked about Tim Riggins at a social event.
9 years ago at 6:36 amIt’s funny because you are the manor of Weinerville.
9 years ago at 12:49 pmI bet you wear real baggy jeans.
9 years ago at 1:34 pmWhy would his fingers smell? I don’t understand. Girls don’t poop and they only pee when they are drunk.
9 years ago at 6:39 amGreat fucking name… It even has a watermark.
9 years ago at 11:40 amNot a big Bret Easton Ellis crowd…. Should have read the room better.
9 years ago at 12:46 pmYeah you should’ve realized this is TFM, where the staff are borderline retards and most readers are try hards still in high school.
9 years ago at 4:24 pm“I legit might quit this internship.” As a matter of fact, please do. We all hate you
9 years ago at 6:47 amSo someone is into nuns and feet? What other fetish combinations that are better?
9 years ago at 7:21 amWaking up to Fail Friday. TFM
9 years ago at 7:36 amI hope you posted this early because you were up all night crying after walking in on your mother being shit plowed by a cocaine resurrected Dick Perry and the only thing you could do to shut out the pain was to work on Fail Friday.
9 years ago at 7:49 amthe guy in the fetal position in the shower is what I imagine prison to be like. except without the luxury of old spice shampoo
9 years ago at 7:57 amIt’s what I imagine the holocaust to look like
9 years ago at 3:49 pmWell then you’re a fucking idiot because that fetal position guy was a fat fuck. Also who the fuck says shit like that?
9 years ago at 10:44 pmDo you have any self respect?
^found the Jew
9 years ago at 12:33 amWhere’s the Poop
9 years ago at 8:08 amBruh do you even wax your back?
9 years ago at 8:22 am