FAIL FRIDAY: Deport The Geeds

Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Donald Trump should stop trying to deport all these muslims and start deporting these geeds. TFM.

A policy we can all get behind.

Ironically, my name is Walter and unfortunately I used to fuck an old cat lady. Her cat would piss on my clothes. Her place was dirty, she was dirty, and, looking back, it was a real low point. TFM.

That’s one hell of a story, Walter.

Having a hunger strike from not eating pussy. TFM.

The ol’ double negative. Classic.

Following girls home from the bar at a safe distance to make sure they get home safe and to find out where they live. TFM.

Interesting tactic.

Getting a hard-on by constantly touching your butthole and then smelling your fingers because you’ve done so much doggy style. TFM.

You disgust me. You disgust us all.

Dad giving you a wink after coming out of the bedroom with mom on Sunday mornings. TFM.

Sounds like your family has some serious issues.

Hot boxing the inside of ur girl’s vagina. TFM.

What is the purpose of this madness?

She asked if I was in a frat. I said, “Hell yeah.” Told me she fucks frat stars. I asked what sorority she was in. GDI. I walked the right past that girl. TFM.

You’ve got ice in your veins.

Having your safe word during rough sex be “Omaha” because the fratstar your doing looks like Brock Osweiler. TFM.

What? How do you people come up with this shit?

Giving the gay kid a bid because you are lowkey a flamer and you want someone to hangout with and get your nails done together and lick eachothers butt holes and drink mikes hard lemonade with. But then 2.5hrs into nextflix and chill u realise this homie been seeing other guys, cause his dick tastes like someone else’s asshole other than your own. So you chomp down on it and swallow, because spitters are quitters. Now he has no penis and you have relieved him of the prison that is a male body, doing him the biggest service of his entire life. You see him rejoice and it kills you inside. The only thing keeping you going is knowing that Mike’s is releasing a cum-flavoured hard lemonade in the Christmas season. You drown away your sorrows with it when it comes out. TFM.

This is it. This is the submission that finally makes me quit my job.

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Goodnight, Del valle.
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There are no words.
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Given the photo, the time stamp looks accurate.
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Fisting your bros. It’s a TFM.
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They may not be top house, but at least they’re the prettiest.
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Please, please stop doing these.
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But at what cost?
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I said STOP DOING THESE CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTOS.
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Kid’s rocking some goddamn dinner plates now.
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Santa down.
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I really, really hope this is another fraternity playing a prank. Please, let it be that.
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Where did his right hand go???
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If they didn’t get laid wearing these costumes, then I don’t know women.
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GOD. DAMN. IT. STOP.
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Yeah, this kid is fucked.
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Only 100? I woulda guessed more.
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Looks reeaalll productive.
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25% Tequila, 35% bellybutton lint, 40% hair, and 100% reason to remember the name… of the fraternity house you puked at last night.
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Snakehead tatoobutt goober.
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“Would you like a spot of tea?”
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NSFW.

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    1. StockWithFrock

      Or rather, his dick bitten off, as one fratstar so elegantly described for us.

      9 years ago at 1:46 pm
      1. Texas Tux and Oil

        He might like it though, I’m pretty sure the ginger getting fisted in the mouth is him.

        9 years ago at 1:56 pm
      2. RisingFratstarOfTX

        I bet you’ve got a real punchable face. I really hope somebody spokes your geedy unicycle in the quad.

        9 years ago at 5:10 pm
  1. sethheader

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, Fail Friday!

    9 years ago at 1:45 pm
  2. alexfratbek

    You have one real article a week. How fucking hard is it to post it on time?

    9 years ago at 1:46 pm
    1. The Repeater

      You have one real article a week. How fucking hard is it to post it on time?

      9 years ago at 1:55 pm
  3. McFrat

    That Kappa Sig napkin dispenser is quite possibly be the gayest thing I have ever seen.

    9 years ago at 1:48 pm
      1. Tsunami The PiKapp

        The mind of a millenial high school student continues to mystify us all.

        9 years ago at 4:17 pm
  4. Call_Me_Dad

    You don’t have to be the prettiest girl in the bar, sometimes you just have to be the only girl in the bar

    9 years ago at 1:50 pm