FAIL FRIDAY: Deport The Geeds
Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Donald Trump should stop trying to deport all these muslims and start deporting these geeds. TFM.
A policy we can all get behind.
Ironically, my name is Walter and unfortunately I used to fuck an old cat lady. Her cat would piss on my clothes. Her place was dirty, she was dirty, and, looking back, it was a real low point. TFM.
That’s one hell of a story, Walter.
Having a hunger strike from not eating pussy. TFM.
The ol’ double negative. Classic.
Following girls home from the bar at a safe distance to make sure they get home safe and to find out where they live. TFM.
Interesting tactic.
Getting a hard-on by constantly touching your butthole and then smelling your fingers because you’ve done so much doggy style. TFM.
You disgust me. You disgust us all.
Dad giving you a wink after coming out of the bedroom with mom on Sunday mornings. TFM.
Sounds like your family has some serious issues.
Hot boxing the inside of ur girl’s vagina. TFM.
What is the purpose of this madness?
She asked if I was in a frat. I said, “Hell yeah.” Told me she fucks frat stars. I asked what sorority she was in. GDI. I walked the right past that girl. TFM.
You’ve got ice in your veins.
Having your safe word during rough sex be “Omaha” because the fratstar your doing looks like Brock Osweiler. TFM.
What? How do you people come up with this shit?
Giving the gay kid a bid because you are lowkey a flamer and you want someone to hangout with and get your nails done together and lick eachothers butt holes and drink mikes hard lemonade with. But then 2.5hrs into nextflix and chill u realise this homie been seeing other guys, cause his dick tastes like someone else’s asshole other than your own. So you chomp down on it and swallow, because spitters are quitters. Now he has no penis and you have relieved him of the prison that is a male body, doing him the biggest service of his entire life. You see him rejoice and it kills you inside. The only thing keeping you going is knowing that Mike’s is releasing a cum-flavoured hard lemonade in the Christmas season. You drown away your sorrows with it when it comes out. TFM.
This is it. This is the submission that finally makes me quit my job.
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The Intern needs to have his balls chopped off.
9 years ago at 1:43 pmOr rather, his dick bitten off, as one fratstar so elegantly described for us.
9 years ago at 1:46 pmHe might like it though, I’m pretty sure the ginger getting fisted in the mouth is him.
9 years ago at 1:56 pmI submitted that. Thanks for calling me a frat star hahahaha
9 years ago at 1:59 pmWho do you know here?
9 years ago at 2:03 pmPolo mane, kegatron2.0, that’s about it tho
9 years ago at 2:07 pmFuck you, I meant to give you a lap, you piece of shit.
9 years ago at 4:11 pmI bet you’ve got a real punchable face. I really hope somebody spokes your geedy unicycle in the quad.
9 years ago at 5:10 pmHow did this guy become an active?
9 years ago at 3:46 pmThe only solution is to lap him back to rushee status
9 years ago at 6:33 pmLegacy.
9 years ago at 2:40 amCan we deport the intern with the geeds?
9 years ago at 1:45 pmLadies and Gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, Fail Friday!
9 years ago at 1:45 pmshut the fuck up geed
9 years ago at 2:06 pmSir, yes sir!
9 years ago at 2:14 pmThe intern needs to go surrender to ISIS
9 years ago at 1:46 pmYou have one real article a week. How fucking hard is it to post it on time?
9 years ago at 1:46 pmYou have one real article a week. How fucking hard is it to post it on time?
9 years ago at 1:55 pmYou and your account need to go die
9 years ago at 12:48 amYou and your account need to go die meow.
9 years ago at 10:26 pmThat Kappa Sig napkin dispenser is quite possibly be the gayest thing I have ever seen.
9 years ago at 1:48 pmOr maybe the guy putting his dick in another guys mouth but ya
9 years ago at 3:41 pmI’ve had it. I’m cancelling my membership and joining TKE.
9 years ago at 4:10 pmYou’re already in TKE.
9 years ago at 5:55 pmWhy did you ever think that username was a good idea?
9 years ago at 4:44 pmThe mind of a millenial high school student continues to mystify us all.
9 years ago at 4:17 pmI heard each napkin is a bid.
9 years ago at 12:14 amLooks more like a gay wedding invitation to me.
9 years ago at 4:23 amTKE never fails to disappoint.
9 years ago at 1:48 pmTrue. Fail Friday wouldn’t exist without TKE.
9 years ago at 2:09 pmFreeing people of the prison that is the male body. – RFM
9 years ago at 1:49 pmYou don’t have to be the prettiest girl in the bar, sometimes you just have to be the only girl in the bar
9 years ago at 1:50 pmThis one is just too much.
9 years ago at 1:51 pm