FAIL FRIDAY: Deport The Geeds

TFM Intern10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Donald Trump should stop trying to deport all these muslims and start deporting these geeds. TFM.

A policy we can all get behind.

Ironically, my name is Walter and unfortunately I used to fuck an old cat lady. Her cat would piss on my clothes. Her place was dirty, she was dirty, and, looking back, it was a real low point. TFM.

That’s one hell of a story, Walter.

Having a hunger strike from not eating pussy. TFM.

The ol’ double negative. Classic.

Following girls home from the bar at a safe distance to make sure they get home safe and to find out where they live. TFM.

Interesting tactic.

Getting a hard-on by constantly touching your butthole and then smelling your fingers because you’ve done so much doggy style. TFM.

You disgust me. You disgust us all.

Dad giving you a wink after coming out of the bedroom with mom on Sunday mornings. TFM.

Sounds like your family has some serious issues.

Hot boxing the inside of ur girl’s vagina. TFM.

What is the purpose of this madness?

She asked if I was in a frat. I said, “Hell yeah.” Told me she fucks frat stars. I asked what sorority she was in. GDI. I walked the right past that girl. TFM.

You’ve got ice in your veins.

Having your safe word during rough sex be “Omaha” because the fratstar your doing looks like Brock Osweiler. TFM.

What? How do you people come up with this shit?

Giving the gay kid a bid because you are lowkey a flamer and you want someone to hangout with and get your nails done together and lick eachothers butt holes and drink mikes hard lemonade with. But then 2.5hrs into nextflix and chill u realise this homie been seeing other guys, cause his dick tastes like someone else’s asshole other than your own. So you chomp down on it and swallow, because spitters are quitters. Now he has no penis and you have relieved him of the prison that is a male body, doing him the biggest service of his entire life. You see him rejoice and it kills you inside. The only thing keeping you going is knowing that Mike’s is releasing a cum-flavoured hard lemonade in the Christmas season. You drown away your sorrows with it when it comes out. TFM.

This is it. This is the submission that finally makes me quit my job.

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