FAIL FRIDAY: Destined For Disaster

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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I make every pledge show me his butthole. It’s a tradition! TFM.

A storied tradition of butthole viewing.

Things really escalating when you smoke methamphetamine with a Mexican stripper. TFM.

That does tend to escalate things, I assume.

Playing “Despacito” full-blast while you jackhammer a freshman Kappa like there’s no tomorrow. TFM.

I’m sure she really appreciates that.

Really regretting the decision to get “FRAT” tatted on one ass cheek and “GOD” on the other. TFM.

As you should.

Never be afraid to dance! TFM.

Or dream!

I have diabetes. TFM.

That’s cool, man. Just make sure you go to a doctor and treat that shit properly.

“Nice tits, babe” being your go-to intro to every chick you meet. Works like a charm. TFM.

No, it absolutely fucking does not.

Going to Hooters and hanging out for 6 hours without ordering anything or taking off your sunglasses. TFM.

Creep mode on one-hundred thousand trillion.

Spanking all your bros on the butt and saying, “Good game!” after some shirtless sand volleyball but it’s really just so you can feel their firm glutes. TFM.

Listen man do whatever you gotta do just don’t share it with me.

Masturbating with apple sauce as lubricant because you were out of the KY. TFM.

That is truly innovative.

Thats too many pouches.
That’s too many pouches.
Human garbage.
Human garbage.
Its 2017.
It’s 2017.
Suh man? Looking good.
Suh man? Looking good.
This is how I always sleep.
This is how I always sleep.
Must be having a good dream.
Must be having a good dream.
Dudes, stop doing this shit.
Dudes, stop doing this shit.
The photo you see when you look up "slob" in the dictionary.
The photo you see when you look up “slob” in the dictionary.
Look at those two goobers in the back.
Look at those two goobers in the back.
Put on some clothes. You disgust me.
Put on some clothes. You disgust me.
Sweet mother of Mary.
Sweet mother of Mary.
At least he looks happy.
At least he looks happy.
Maam, are you lost?
Ma’am, are you lost?
Damn son you got got.
Damn son you got got.
Nothing has or ever will choose you, ever.
Nothing has or ever will choose you, ever.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Uhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhh…
SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD
SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD
You are most definitely not.
You are most definitely not.
EAT MOR CHIKIN
EAT MOR CHIKIN

One in a million shot (@Spencer5andlin)

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Canadian keg stand (@The2captain2)

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They set up two camera angles 😂 (@Tuckercanon)

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Go Dawgs (@danieldreyovich)

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Oh no not while he's holding his piece (@Jay__Bird11)

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Nailed it (@real_slim_shuya)

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Chaser

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  1. Frat_jim

    Do you give preference to photos with RG merch or everyone who owns it just a goober?

    7 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. Ross Bolen

      Pretty sure that’s the first time someone in RG has made Fail Friday, actually.

      7 years ago at 5:00 pm
      1. thevaginator

        You ever gonna grow some balls and do something you little bitch or are you just gonna talk shit behind a computer screen like a pussy?

        7 years ago at 8:54 pm
      2. Chedda B 225

        Ms vaginator is a fucking saint bite your tongue. She pushed out such a wonderful son how could you even begin to think any different.

        7 years ago at 10:29 pm
      3. Reagan.vs.the.blacks

        I missed you vag, you little fucking billy boy. You’re doing great things for this site. I have no interest in fighting you or fucking your whore mother like the rest of these guys. If I ever meet you I’ll set you up like the gimp in pulp fiction and bust your cheeks dry a few times a day. I bet you know how to treat a frock real well. You better be gentle with it though, you slippery fuck.

        7 years ago at 12:23 am
      4. Reagan.vs.the.blacks

        That earned my upvote, you misunderstood genius. Can you go back to calling Fratty out? You’re the only one with the balls to get the job done right.

        7 years ago at 5:26 am
      5. Fratty McFratFrat

        Welcome back, Blowjob420. I knew you’d come slithering back. Looks like I still occupy a disproportionate amount of space in your tiny brain.

        7 years ago at 5:58 am
      6. Reagan.vs.the.blacks

        You’ve got it all wrong man. Your comments are fine with me, I’m just here to let Vag and BayBro know what a fan of their work I am. And maybe ghost wrote a few Wally articles, he’s the only decent writer left on this site after Holt left, an I right vag?

        7 years ago at 3:33 pm
      7. thevaginator

        I can make that puppet dance anytime I want to. If you’re lucky I might just get him to give you all a show.

        7 years ago at 3:27 pm
      8. Reagan.vs.the.blacks

        Please do, sir. No one can make that puppet dance like the strong alpha male you are. I’d be honoured to watch.

        7 years ago at 3:35 pm
      9. Chedda B 225

        Oh man do I want a show. You’re so fucking cool bro. I wanna wear pastel polos and drink Pinot Gris like you dude.

        7 years ago at 6:54 pm
      10. thevaginator

        Well you’re doing a pretty good job of it right now. Go on ahead and give us one more little man

        7 years ago at 4:35 pm
      11. Chedda B 225

        Yeah baseball reference. You told him. Vaggy pounces like a jungle cat on his prey. Or like a Pike on a roofied freshman

        7 years ago at 11:20 am
      1. SigmaNugs311

        Rough night Bill? I haven’t seen FF posted this late since the douchebag intern was posting it.

        7 years ago at 5:24 pm
      2. Ross Bolen

        I fucked around and forgot to knock it out last night man. Then had a bunch of shit to handle this morning. I will be better.

        7 years ago at 6:04 pm
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        7 years ago at 12:03 am
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      7 years ago at 10:19 am
    1. Ross Bolen

      A couple of them felt super familiar but I couldn’t remember. Maybe they got resubmitted. Fuck it, dude.

      7 years ago at 6:05 pm
  2. DrGonzoTFM

    Bolen, I just want to tell you that your caption game is excellent. Your responses to the wall posts and commentary on photos almost never fails to get an audible laugh out of me.

    7 years ago at 5:28 pm
  3. Ronnie Swanson

    Compression shorts under the banana hammock? If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

    7 years ago at 5:41 pm
  4. PreppyPants

    Damn, guess I spoke to soon, sorry TKE you lost your streak of not being on here

    7 years ago at 6:43 pm
  5. JohnnyFratkins

    That fucker got the well-deserved big ass bruise on his L butt cheek for wearing cargo shorts

    7 years ago at 6:44 pm