FAIL FRIDAY: Eat Ass And Take Names
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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I’m here to crush Mike’s Hard and eat ass, and I’m all out of Mike’s Hard. TFM.
Whelp, looks like it’s time to eat ass.
Whole style inspired by Pitbull aka Mr. Wordlwide and I’m up to my chin in poon. TFM.
There’s no better human to model your whole style after.
Sign above my bed says “R.I.P. to that pussy because it’s about to get murdered.” TFM.
Some might say that’s over the top aggressive.
Nothing but zeros in my bank account. Can I get a meal swipe? Swag. TFM.
You’re one of them brokebois.
It’s not a fraternity, it’s my life. These aren’t my friends, they’re my brothers. That’s not your mom, that’s my bitch. TFM.
Really switched up the vibes there at the end.
Making each of your pledges wear one pair of women’s underwear for the entirety of hell week and adding them to your personal sniffing collection after initiation. TFM.
Hey man that’s disgusting.
Jacking off in the deer blind, a tradition unlike any other. TFM.
Whole squad cranking in the deer blind.
Becoming lifelong genuine friends with your bail bondsman because you’ve needed his services so many times. TFM.
That’s really not something to share with folks.
Whenever a teacher calls on me to read from the textbook I fake a seizure because I literally never learned how to read. TFM.
Kid can’t even read.
Buying your mom and dad each a 30 rack of Natty for Christmas because they’re putting you through college. TFM.
Pro move to stock the fridge while you’re home for the holidays.
Chaser
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FIRST AGAIN BITCHES! YOU’RE ALL FAILURES!
6 years ago at 11:42 amWHERE THE FUCK IS MY RG SWAG DORN? I’m single handedly keeping this DUMPSTER FIRE alive!!! I WANT THAT REAGAN/BUSH shirt for all my SLAMS to see how I am KING of TFM!
6 years ago at 11:46 amOn a serious note, any recommendations to quickly heal a chafed dong? I’m 30 BJs deep in 24 hours and it’s on FIRE!
6 years ago at 11:52 amGive the next ones some Altoids while they’re working and it’ll feel nice and cool.
6 years ago at 12:05 pmAnd by next ones he means the next dude that sucks your dick (Fratty mcfrat)
6 years ago at 12:24 pmDon’t think I’ve forgotten about your Busch account either, vag. I’m coming for this one next. No amount of accounts will throw me off your scent. I can track the fear of the weak and retarded like a blood hound.
6 years ago at 2:39 pmFuck you.
6 years ago at 1:33 pmIf you’re not winning, you’re failing. TFM
6 years ago at 2:24 pmYou ain’t first you’re last.
6 years ago at 3:28 pmBack in the day I’d have never consider eating ass or putting bit in a girl’s ass unless she REALLY wanted me to. But now that it’s a trend (albeit a comedic one) and popularized by popular porn I️ kinda want to try it.
Interesting how life imitates art.
6 years ago at 12:09 pmGood for you man, because I fucking hate my bail bondsman.
6 years ago at 1:31 pmThe money grubbing son of a bitch.
6 years ago at 3:31 pmI’d be mad too if I was a fucking sig ep. That bitch might fail to shotgun a beer but she wouldn’t fail to shotgun my cock. Strangling your dog for the sake of a shitty dab TphigamM. I think that about covers it, peasants
6 years ago at 2:11 pmLooks like retardation rears it’s ugly head for a third day in the TFM comments. I see you’re taking another day off from posting with vaginator 1 and 2 desperately hoping this will all blow over. Unfortunately for you, my only hobby is preying on cowards like you. I feel bad for you, I really do. I bet you think online trolling is the one thing you do well at, when in actuality you’re just posting the same unfunny jokes and one liners 7 days per week to be read by people who don’t like you. I don’t even have a problem with trolls, but I hate people who put out a bad service. And you are definitely the most limp dicked sorry excuse for a troll I’ve ever seen. You’re trying to run 5 troll accounts, each a bigger failure than the last. But don’t worry, I’ll help you into an early retirement.
6 years ago at 2:35 pmWhy don’t you sit this one out chief. Wouldn’t want to get your feelings hurt
6 years ago at 2:43 pmThere’s that generic one liner I was waiting for. I wonder if you can’t be bothered to formulate a real response because that’s too much work for your malformed brain or because deep down you know it’s all true and your conscience won’t let you lie to yourself to such an extent. Either way, you were given a shit deal in life.
6 years ago at 2:48 pmKeep my name out of your mouth kid I don’t wanna have to say it again. You already got your ass beat once don’t make me do it again
6 years ago at 3:03 pmAre you looking to get your teeth knocked in little man? Because we can make that happen
6 years ago at 6:37 pmGo home kid
6 years ago at 12:18 pmYou could definitely crank to that “shorty got a donk” pic if you crop out everything above the waist. Matter of fact, I think I will go beat my meat to it.
6 years ago at 2:19 pmIv never actually done it. I chickened out at the last minute.
6 years ago at 11:40 pm