FAIL FRIDAY: Erotic Asphyxiation

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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“I’ve seen some shit in my time,” said my old man. Then I showed him a photo of me pooping on the hood of his car. He’d never seen that. TFM.

Way to do the old man proud.

Tying your penis around your wrist and asking girls if they need to know the time. TFM.

What happens if you can’t untie it?

Anyone can eat ass. Personally, I prefer to tongue the inner ears. TFM.

You disgusting ear wax loving freak.

Peeing into the punch before every party so hundreds of people unknowingly drink your piss. TFM.

You’re a terrible person.

Starting every day with a shit, shave and a shower before you choke yourself with a belt until you pass out and cum. TFM.

Somehow I’m never shocked anymore.

Traveling the world and spreading your American seed by jacking it in the corner of every hotel room you stay in. TFM.

Nothing like a little international culture to round you out.

Blowing through your entire $3,000,000 trust in two semesters because cocaine is delicious. TFM.

Way to put that inheritance to good use.

Listening to classical music while you absolutely destroy a girl from the back. TFM.

There is something wrong with you, and also maybe something right.

Finding yourself day dreaming about Pierce Bronson’s chest hair. TFM.

How in God’s name would that be considered a TFM in any way? Damn you people.

Pledging at the age of 26 because you were in prison for a few years due to some arson charges. TFM.

The man likes to play with fire. Can’t blame him for that.

Free the nipple.
Free the nipple.
What in the hell?
What in the hell?
Does not seem like something to smile about.
Does not seem like something to smile about.
Son half of your pants are gone.
Son half of your pants are gone.
Fixing the problem with what caused the problem. #TFM
Fixing the problem with what caused the problem. #TFM
Ha! What a goof!
Ha! What a goof!
So cute, you guys! Love it!
So cute, you guys! Love it!
His cat is ashamed.
His cat is ashamed.
There is a human under there.
There is a human under there.
Goober squad assemble.
Goober squad assemble.
Sweet dreams, sweet prince.
Sweet dreams, sweet prince.
Oh come on the goddamn fish is taking a composite?
Oh come on the goddamn fish is taking a composite?
That is not a normal face to make whilst eating a donut.
That is not a normal face to make whilst eating a donut.

Oh come on, guys. COME ON.
Oh come on, guys. COME ON.

When the lady photographer says she does butt stuff.
When the lady photographer says she does butt stuff.

Uhhhh you okay there, chief?
Uhhhh you okay there, chief?
You shameful snake fucker.
You shameful snake fucker.
That is just not Instagram appropriate.
That is just not Instagram appropriate.
Ed Sheeran? Fuck you.
Ed Sheeran? Fuck you.
Tinkerbell blowing pixie dust.
Tinkerbell blowing pixie dust.
He literally shit the bed.
He literally shit the bed.
Shameful photo, plain and simple.
Shameful photo, plain and simple.

Mistakes were made

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Head on a swivel, cowboy

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Hey man you’re bleeding out

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CHOO CHOOOOO. P. S. We're posting these 100 times out of 100

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Chaser

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  1. InternationalFratStudent

    Currently in Rome studying abroad, so the fact that this hit me right at my morning shit is fucking beautiful. Thank you TFM

    7 years ago at 2:06 am
      1. BIowjob420

        The last time my parents were out of town, I invited all of my “friends” to come over and party. The entire AV Club showed up. And we played Dungeons and Dragons until 9pm! That was a righteous good time!

        7 years ago at 11:10 am
    1. InternationalFratStudent

      So being grateful to TFM that I was able to enjoy my morning Friday shit for the first time in over a month is a bad thing? Fuck you all. And yes I’ll fuck his mom

      7 years ago at 8:02 am
    1. Ross Bolen

      This is one of the lamest things anyone has ever said on this site, and that’s really saying something.

      7 years ago at 9:06 am
      1. Dickson

        Pretty sure I hate each and every one of you, excluding Ross for the most part sometimes

        7 years ago at 9:49 am
  2. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

    Jesus Christ. That bed shitting picture. I don’t know how to feel about that.

    7 years ago at 2:19 am
    1. CantDriveDixieDown

      if someone did that to me, Id beat the shit out of them with my 3 iron

      7 years ago at 1:48 pm
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        7 years ago at 5:15 pm
  3. House of Tards

    First time I’ve ever seen UVA on here. Thought they were too smart for these shenanigans.

    7 years ago at 5:32 am
  4. Joe Rogan

    I love the fact that showing a picture of a naked man dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool mid sleep is acceptable here.

    7 years ago at 6:00 am
  5. DrGonzoTFM

    So y’all can post literal shit coming out of a bare ass but we still can’t get boobs without a sailboat? What is this, communist Cambodia?

    7 years ago at 6:22 am
  6. Big Dumb Idiot

    Anybody else freaked out by the leg on the guy missing half of his pants?

    7 years ago at 6:30 am
  7. Ghost of Blackball Past

    Two weeks in a row with no big/little pictures. The streak is alive.

    7 years ago at 6:56 am