FAIL FRIDAY: Erotic Asphyxiation
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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“I’ve seen some shit in my time,” said my old man. Then I showed him a photo of me pooping on the hood of his car. He’d never seen that. TFM.
Way to do the old man proud.
Tying your penis around your wrist and asking girls if they need to know the time. TFM.
What happens if you can’t untie it?
Anyone can eat ass. Personally, I prefer to tongue the inner ears. TFM.
You disgusting ear wax loving freak.
Peeing into the punch before every party so hundreds of people unknowingly drink your piss. TFM.
You’re a terrible person.
Starting every day with a shit, shave and a shower before you choke yourself with a belt until you pass out and cum. TFM.
Somehow I’m never shocked anymore.
Traveling the world and spreading your American seed by jacking it in the corner of every hotel room you stay in. TFM.
Nothing like a little international culture to round you out.
Blowing through your entire $3,000,000 trust in two semesters because cocaine is delicious. TFM.
Way to put that inheritance to good use.
Listening to classical music while you absolutely destroy a girl from the back. TFM.
There is something wrong with you, and also maybe something right.
Finding yourself day dreaming about Pierce Bronson’s chest hair. TFM.
How in God’s name would that be considered a TFM in any way? Damn you people.
Pledging at the age of 26 because you were in prison for a few years due to some arson charges. TFM.
The man likes to play with fire. Can’t blame him for that.
Chaser
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Currently in Rome studying abroad, so the fact that this hit me right at my morning shit is fucking beautiful. Thank you TFM
7 years ago at 2:06 amMy parents are in Rome right now on vacation
7 years ago at 5:41 amYou should fuck his parents
7 years ago at 6:25 amCool?
7 years ago at 9:43 amThe last time my parents were out of town, I invited all of my “friends” to come over and party. The entire AV Club showed up. And we played Dungeons and Dragons until 9pm! That was a righteous good time!
7 years ago at 11:10 amSo being grateful to TFM that I was able to enjoy my morning Friday shit for the first time in over a month is a bad thing? Fuck you all. And yes I’ll fuck his mom
7 years ago at 8:02 amI appreciate you if no one else does.
7 years ago at 9:06 amSnapbacks were only frat when Jimmy Tatro wore them
7 years ago at 2:14 amSo false.
7 years ago at 6:55 amThis is one of the lamest things anyone has ever said on this site, and that’s really saying something.
7 years ago at 9:06 amPretty sure I hate each and every one of you, excluding Ross for the most part sometimes
7 years ago at 9:49 amJesus Christ. That bed shitting picture. I don’t know how to feel about that.
7 years ago at 2:19 amThese robots need to at least continue being hot chicks
7 years ago at 6:56 amCan we stop murking kids with carts on the golf course?
7 years ago at 3:43 amif someone did that to me, Id beat the shit out of them with my 3 iron
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7 years ago at 5:15 pmFirst time I’ve ever seen UVA on here. Thought they were too smart for these shenanigans.
7 years ago at 5:32 amUva isn’t on here.
7 years ago at 7:47 amI love the fact that showing a picture of a naked man dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool mid sleep is acceptable here.
7 years ago at 6:00 amI don’t love that fact.
7 years ago at 4:15 pmSo y’all can post literal shit coming out of a bare ass but we still can’t get boobs without a sailboat? What is this, communist Cambodia?
7 years ago at 6:22 amThanks Dorn
7 years ago at 10:10 amI’m honestly dumbfounded. Vote Swanson for more titties, less turds.
7 years ago at 10:15 am#SWANSONBARKER2017
7 years ago at 2:42 pmThis website has literally gone to shit.
7 years ago at 11:09 amAnybody else freaked out by the leg on the guy missing half of his pants?
7 years ago at 6:30 amI ain’t scared’a no legs.
7 years ago at 6:51 amBut you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan
7 years ago at 9:43 amSo?
7 years ago at 12:59 pmHe has fin feet.
7 years ago at 1:32 pmTwo weeks in a row with no big/little pictures. The streak is alive.
7 years ago at 6:56 amWhat kind of monster shaves before they shower
7 years ago at 7:17 am