FAIL FRIDAY: Erotic Asphyxiation
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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“I’ve seen some shit in my time,” said my old man. Then I showed him a photo of me pooping on the hood of his car. He’d never seen that. TFM.
Way to do the old man proud.
Tying your penis around your wrist and asking girls if they need to know the time. TFM.
What happens if you can’t untie it?
Anyone can eat ass. Personally, I prefer to tongue the inner ears. TFM.
You disgusting ear wax loving freak.
Peeing into the punch before every party so hundreds of people unknowingly drink your piss. TFM.
You’re a terrible person.
Starting every day with a shit, shave and a shower before you choke yourself with a belt until you pass out and cum. TFM.
Somehow I’m never shocked anymore.
Traveling the world and spreading your American seed by jacking it in the corner of every hotel room you stay in. TFM.
Nothing like a little international culture to round you out.
Blowing through your entire $3,000,000 trust in two semesters because cocaine is delicious. TFM.
Way to put that inheritance to good use.
Listening to classical music while you absolutely destroy a girl from the back. TFM.
There is something wrong with you, and also maybe something right.
Finding yourself day dreaming about Pierce Bronson’s chest hair. TFM.
How in God’s name would that be considered a TFM in any way? Damn you people.
Pledging at the age of 26 because you were in prison for a few years due to some arson charges. TFM.
The man likes to play with fire. Can’t blame him for that.
Chaser
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The arson post got a laugh out of me
8 years ago at 7:23 amIn certain parts of Australia, nearly 90% of the local koala populations have chlamydia. Just a heads up Kate.
8 years ago at 8:42 amI was planning to have sex with a sheep this weekend. I assume that will count as losing my V Card. Do sheep carry chls–uh I don’t know how to spell it. I heard that if you have sex with a sheep your wiener will fall off. True?
8 years ago at 10:48 amIt does count, but it will fall off. Bit of a Catch-22.
8 years ago at 11:08 amSounds like a worthwhile trade-off.
8 years ago at 11:11 amThat’s a good lookin turd, I tell ya h’what
8 years ago at 9:23 amWas not prepared to see literal shit
8 years ago at 9:48 amThat cat one was good.
8 years ago at 1:32 pmFucking Pike weirdos
8 years ago at 2:52 pmnice
8 years ago at 3:53 amWhy is that a “shameful photo, plain and simple”???
Someone explain that to me
8 years ago at 8:48 pmY’all don’t know about NPHC, locking up, BGLO traditions handed down to multicultural organizations? I’m just assuming yall don’t know what that position means haha
8 years ago at 1:08 amY’all don’t know about NPHC, locking up, BGLO traditions handed down to multicultural organizations? I’m just assuming yall don’t know what that position means haha
(Yeah I am in that picture )
8 years ago at 1:10 am“Heard you the first time; didn’t care either time. You are a massive pussy.” – my son
8 years ago at 3:37 am