FAIL FRIDAY: Failure On Tap
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Knowing that her butt is really going to stink from all the dancing she’s doing but still whispering in her ear that you’ll eat that ass all night long. TFM.

Gross maybe don’t do that.

The next bro that I catch spanking their monkey to my Zac Efron poster is getting exposed on Facebook. I’m sick of it! TFM.

Good for you! That’ll show ’em!

Lobbying to get ass added to the food pyramid. TFM.

To whom do you lobby for this?

Hitler taking over Europe. TFM.

Uhhhhh what’s that?

Letting your pledge brother fuck your girlfriend because you know you have a bigger dick. TFM.

Interesting logic.

Finding the balance between getting a short inseam bathing suit and not letting people know you have a small frock. TFM.

Gotta hide that little frock, friend.

All she eats and drinks is wings and Pinot Grigio and she wonders why her privates smell like owl neck. TFM.

Owl neck? Like the neck of an owl? WTF?

Let’s be honest who hasn’t gotten their dick sucked in a Jason Kidd jersey before? TFM.

If we’re being honest, most people.

Spending more money at Bass Pro Shop then most people pay for their mortgage each month. TFM.

Kindly beat yourself unconscious with a full can of beer.

Getting a letter from Tim Riggin’s agent asking you politely to quit showing up at his house unannounced. TFM.

Tim Riggins is not a real fucking person.

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Dude in the back is pumped.
Dude in the back is pumped.
Impromptu bed skills 100.
Impromptu bed skills 100.
Throw what you know!
Throw what you know!
Yoga. TFM.
Yoga. TFM.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Sisterhood. TSM.
#BringBackTheDab2016
#BringBackTheDab2016
One piece revival!
One piece revival!
So close, yet so far away.
So close, yet so far away.
Don't think this is how YETI butts work.
Don’t think this is how YETI butts work.
I hope he never texts you.
I hope he never texts you.
Well, you made it. Congratulations, morons.
Well, you made it. Congratulations, morons.
Balance is key.
Balance is key.
An odd choice of reenactment.
An odd choice of reenactment.
Maybe the worst collection of hashtags I've ever seen.
Maybe the worst collection of hashtags I’ve ever seen.
That's one way to pee.
That’s one way to pee.
Kick your own asses.
Kick your own asses.
That cat is cooler than both of you combined.
That cat is cooler than both of you combined.
You appear to have pooped yourself.
You appear to have pooped yourself.

Some Guys Just Can’t Hang

Using dip as a dip. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Drunken brawls. #TFM (From @jmart40) Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Having “the slug” in your dance move repertoire. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Overestimating yourself. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  3. Oldfrattybastard

    Yoga pic is creepy…pretty sure that is the before pic in what became a mixed signals/sexual assault…nf

    9 years ago at 11:22 pm