FAIL FRIDAY: Failure On Tap
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Knowing that her butt is really going to stink from all the dancing she’s doing but still whispering in her ear that you’ll eat that ass all night long. TFM.
Gross maybe don’t do that.
The next bro that I catch spanking their monkey to my Zac Efron poster is getting exposed on Facebook. I’m sick of it! TFM.
Good for you! That’ll show ’em!
Lobbying to get ass added to the food pyramid. TFM.
To whom do you lobby for this?
Hitler taking over Europe. TFM.
Uhhhhh what’s that?
Letting your pledge brother fuck your girlfriend because you know you have a bigger dick. TFM.
Interesting logic.
Finding the balance between getting a short inseam bathing suit and not letting people know you have a small frock. TFM.
Gotta hide that little frock, friend.
All she eats and drinks is wings and Pinot Grigio and she wonders why her privates smell like owl neck. TFM.
Owl neck? Like the neck of an owl? WTF?
Let’s be honest who hasn’t gotten their dick sucked in a Jason Kidd jersey before? TFM.
If we’re being honest, most people.
Spending more money at Bass Pro Shop then most people pay for their mortgage each month. TFM.
Kindly beat yourself unconscious with a full can of beer.
Getting a letter from Tim Riggin’s agent asking you politely to quit showing up at his house unannounced. TFM.
Tim Riggins is not a real fucking person.
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9 years ago at 10:27 amSo is this the one that you owe us from last week? Or perhaps his is one of the 6 others you had owed us before that? Either way, fuck you Intern.
9 years ago at 10:29 amI hope that cat sheds in your blazers then hocks up a hairball in your boat shoes.
9 years ago at 10:35 amIs that cat photoshopped in?
9 years ago at 10:42 amNo.
9 years ago at 11:02 amThat cat does look like a fucking badass.
9 years ago at 10:54 amHonestly you guys have been shitting the bed since you all changed your names and brought in that wide eyed fuck bag as an intern why don’t you step away from the gangbang and actually write some good material for once.
9 years ago at 11:00 amGotta bust out the
“I know I’m gonna get oodles ‘n oodles of laps for this but…” it’s gotta at least be said somewhere.
I know she has probably been treated unfairly positively in her life and you’ve probably been friend-zoned by someone less attractive than her and blasting her in comments makes that somehow less painful, but Intern “Liking-sharks-is-lame-unless-you’re-a-kid,” is still a person technically.
I think we can tone it down some. Frankly she’s too easy ‘a target for this shit to be objectively funny. Just some kind of catharsis or I dunno what.
9 years ago at 11:01 amFORUM FORUM FORUM!
9 years ago at 11:31 amI get that it’s fail Friday but good lord the gay is abundant in this one…
9 years ago at 1:34 pmThe passed out shitter with the backpack on must have one hell of a story to tell.
9 years ago at 1:41 pm