FAIL FRIDAY: Fight The Power
8 years ago

Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and 3 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

Getting dysentery from eating the post-Chipotle booty. TFM.

You got what you asked for.

Skipping class to clean all your Sperrys. TFM.

Light yourself on fire.

This was a convo between my bro and I. Bro: Smashed a 9 last night. Me: Oh wassup?! Bro: Butt pee, fosho. Me: Frat! TFM.

Please delete your account and never come back.

Having more “fratty” bumper stickers on your laptop case than actual papers written on it. TFM.

Come on, man. That’s just sad.

Shitsturbating: when you jerk it while taking a dump. TFM.

You have to be one fucked up individual to do this.

HEy that picture I snet in was for the @TotalFratMove Instagram not Fail Friday please dletee it. TFM.

Nah fam you sent that shit in and it was trash so you played yourself. TFM.

Take me down to the Paradise City where there are no geeds and the girls have big titties. TFM.

Please stop remixing the lyrics of classic tunes for your own sick purposes.

Telling your parents to lick your chode when they tell you they won’t pay your dues anymore because your frat got busted for selling molly out the basement trap life bitch what. TFM.

Alrighty thanks for sharing.

Ingesting multiple hits of acid before a final and then just defecating on the test papers. TFM.

Sounds like you’re going to make Dean’s List.

Dropping your pants in the middle of the dance floor, helicoptering your penis, and yelling, “Which one of you bitches is sucking on my twirly whirly tonight?” TFM.

This is how you end up in prison, friends.

GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY

What in the shit?
What in the shit?
I, too, am a fuck machine.
I, too, am a fuck machine.
Dudes wearing dresses. TFM.
Dudes wearing dresses. TFM.
That doesnt look like a fun party.
That doesn’t look like a fun party.
Dab dab dab on the doubters.
Dab dab dab on the doubters.
Congratulations you ruined Alpha Chi.
Congratulations you ruined Alpha Chi.
Hard men doing hard things.
Hard men doing hard things.
That there is a successful stack.
That there is a successful stack.
For the love of fuck stop doing this.
For the love of fuck stop doing this.
No idea what is going on here.
No idea what’s going on here.
Dab on the haters and hoes.
Dab on the haters and hoes.
Brotherhood is beautiful.
Brotherhood is beautiful.
Just two dudes who destroy puss constantly.
Just two dudes who destroy puss constantly.
Some nights are those nights.
Some nights are those nights.
Excuse me, Fish Fucker! Do you need assistance?
Excuse me, Fish Fucker! Do you need assistance?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Never seen this tape job done before. Bravo.
Never seen this tape job done before. Bravo.
You have a gigantic ass, sir.
You have a gigantic ass, sir.
Well, that's embarrassing.
Well, that’s embarrassing.
At least they gave him a beer?
At least they gave him a beer?

Irrational confidence. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Liquid courage gone wrong. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Still holding onto your beer despite severe trauma. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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    1. DubyasLeftNut

      I had to reread the second “sentence” because those fucks can’t use any form of punctuation. Illiterate fucks.

      8 years ago at 7:27 am
    3. Jesus is TFTC

      Still better than “night of a thousand nuggets” also is that passed out dude in a poncho surrounded by ‘little people’?

      8 years ago at 11:54 am
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    1. BoatShoesAndBooze

      Seriously. I can’t be taking my mid-morning poop as soon as I get into work.

      8 years ago at 6:33 am
      1. fratstar570

        Christ just let me get in a cup of coffee or at least a key bump before you post FF.

        8 years ago at 10:25 am
  7. Fratstarbator

    i always jerk it post-shit. whoever posted that, the intern thinks youre fucked up..but I sympathize.

    8 years ago at 6:36 am
  9. RisingFratstarOfTX

    If you think this makes up for missing even last week’s, you’re a dumber than I thought, and that’s saying a lot.

    8 years ago at 6:38 am
  11. Fraddington_bear

    It’s nice and early so let’s just cover this now. Give us one more FF article today, and if u insist on posting questions with Intern Stink Puss, let us comment. These would be welcomed steps towards the kind of TFM I want my kids to know and love one day.

    8 years ago at 6:40 am
    1. thefrockunblocked

      quit wriitng in iambic pentameter you shakespeare book jizzing fuck

      8 years ago at 8:12 pm