FAIL FRIDAY: Fridays Are For Failure
Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and five videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
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Lol girls leave the house with their stuff smelling like roses but an hour in these heat leaves them smelling like spoiled caribou sausage. TFM.
Must be mighty hot where you are.
Gave my ex her sorority’s secret grip when we broke up. She never knew that I know it. Priceless. TFM.
Man I bet she was so shook.
You dont know warmth utnil you cuddled with a dead body. TMF.
Great, another serial killer.
Lowkey I like bad bitches that have crazy tattoos like dragons and swords and shit. TFM.
If she doesn’t have a gnarly sword tattooed down her back, I’m not fuckin’.
Knowing that the secret to getting poosy is a dab of cologne on your stepchildren. TFM.
I put Acqua di Gio on my sack.
A 67-year-old SAE just took my mom on a date. I hid outside the front door when he dropped her off and punched him in his old wrinkly scrotum then ran. TFM.
Now he’s definitely going to double up on Viagra and plug your mom.
What’s like the latest fratty trend? I feel like it’s gotta be UGG boots, right? Fashion is cyclical. TFM.
Kindly kick yourself in the face.
A wise man once said, “You can lead a girl to party, but you can’t make her shave your gooch.” TFM.
A real down ass bitch would just volunteer to shave that patch of man flesh.
I have developed a fart fetish. Don’t ask, because I don’t know how. TFM.
Life is going to be exceedingly difficult for you.
Fridays are for taking pledges down to the basement and making out with them in secret. TFM.
If they don’t kiss good they don’t get initiated.
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At least I know I’m not the only one who’s premature now
8 years ago at 12:03 amIs TFM operating on North Korean time now? Asking for a friend
8 years ago at 12:07 amIt’s been a while since you’ve heard from Otto warmbier hasn’t it?
8 years ago at 9:30 amDon’t care you posted this early. Doesn’t make up for the other nein you owe us
8 years ago at 12:11 amYou’re such a nazi about that.
8 years ago at 1:46 pmDrinking. Watching Tarzan. Wondering why fail Friday is on a Thursday
8 years ago at 12:19 amGod I’m fucked up
8 years ago at 12:22 amWait people are protesting tonight?
8 years ago at 2:03 amwhy arnt my comments posting
8 years ago at 12:21 amBecause they’re shit and Dorn runs an authoritarian, soft-ass website.
8 years ago at 2:31 amI thought this was America?
8 years ago at 7:10 amI partially respect uploading this at 1 in the morning because secretly submitting work at odd hours to throw off others is a TFM of sorts. With that being said fuck you intern.
8 years ago at 12:26 amIt’s 10:30pm in SB….. wtf TFM
8 years ago at 12:30 amBayBro, my Golden Doodle could make better comments than you!
8 years ago at 6:41 amEven when you fuckers give us fail Friday you find a way to screw it up by doing it on the wrong day.
8 years ago at 12:45 amHow the hell does that kid have all his fingers still?
8 years ago at 12:51 amYou know times are tough when you’re playing five-finger-fillet at your party for entertainment, drinking out of off-brand Solo cups.
8 years ago at 7:37 amThat and the poop shotgun video were both on here last week.
8 years ago at 9:33 amWhat is this, Fail Thursday? Do you guys know how a calendar works? Idiots.
8 years ago at 12:59 am