FAIL FRIDAY: Fridays Are For Failure
Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and five videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
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Lol girls leave the house with their stuff smelling like roses but an hour in these heat leaves them smelling like spoiled caribou sausage. TFM.
Must be mighty hot where you are.
Gave my ex her sorority’s secret grip when we broke up. She never knew that I know it. Priceless. TFM.
Man I bet she was so shook.
You dont know warmth utnil you cuddled with a dead body. TMF.
Great, another serial killer.
Lowkey I like bad bitches that have crazy tattoos like dragons and swords and shit. TFM.
If she doesn’t have a gnarly sword tattooed down her back, I’m not fuckin’.
Knowing that the secret to getting poosy is a dab of cologne on your stepchildren. TFM.
I put Acqua di Gio on my sack.
A 67-year-old SAE just took my mom on a date. I hid outside the front door when he dropped her off and punched him in his old wrinkly scrotum then ran. TFM.
Now he’s definitely going to double up on Viagra and plug your mom.
What’s like the latest fratty trend? I feel like it’s gotta be UGG boots, right? Fashion is cyclical. TFM.
Kindly kick yourself in the face.
A wise man once said, “You can lead a girl to party, but you can’t make her shave your gooch.” TFM.
A real down ass bitch would just volunteer to shave that patch of man flesh.
I have developed a fart fetish. Don’t ask, because I don’t know how. TFM.
Life is going to be exceedingly difficult for you.
Fridays are for taking pledges down to the basement and making out with them in secret. TFM.
If they don’t kiss good they don’t get initiated.
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No Tim riggins this week ),:
8 years ago at 1:34 amThe mom definitely knows about slinging if she mentioned 1oz and put a wink… kid’s not slick.
8 years ago at 1:50 am“Gee”
8 years ago at 11:02 amYou goddamn fucks are wastes of life, other chapters
8 years ago at 1:53 amIntern, we want Fail Fridays early, but not this early. Figure it out, fucktard.
8 years ago at 2:00 amIntern, we want Fail Fridays early, but not this early. Figure it out loser. Btw you still owe us 5.
8 years ago at 2:02 amYou’re 0-2 man, 1 strike left fucker.
8 years ago at 2:29 amBold move, going from calling him “man” to “fucker” in 4 words
8 years ago at 6:34 amPoop shotgun is still the best thing that’s been on this site in years
8 years ago at 2:55 amI believe I speak for normal people everywhere when I say… GROOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!
8 years ago at 6:39 amWant to do a reverse poop shotgun with my penis, Mrs. Andrew’s Mom’s Ass?
8 years ago at 6:53 amMr. Frabst, if you mean would I help you put your weewee in your own poopoo hole then, no, I would not like to do that. But if your weewee is really long enough to do that, then look me up on Match.com!
8 years ago at 8:18 amWhere’s all the Tim Riggins posts?
8 years ago at 2:59 amSurprised that Pi Kappa Phi didn’t end his worthless day by pulling out a gun and blowing his fucking head off.
8 years ago at 6:47 amI’ve got a feeling when Apple first released their iMovie software they didn’t foresee it’s main users being autistic beta males creating “fraternity” rush videos.
8 years ago at 7:17 amI laughed at the row your boat song parody. Go fuck your own face Intern.
8 years ago at 8:34 am