FAIL FRIDAY: GDIs in Disguise
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM.
-North Carolina

Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…

Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM.
-Washington

I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.

“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM.
-Texas

Woah, too soon. Too soon.

My life. TFM.
-Georgia

Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?

Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM.
-Oklahoma

How many blumpkins is a days worth?

Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM.
-Texas

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM.
-Louisiana

Random comma splicing does not validate this act.

Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM.
-Mississippi

Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.

Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM.
-Illinois

Your dad is a fucking loser.

Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC.
-Texas

Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.


Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.


Opposite of a champion.


Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.


Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!


Rush Pike? I think not….

You can’t watch the whole thing:

  3. AOT and Lilly

    I feel bad for the poor girl in the video that got associated with the geed.

    13 years ago at 2:14 pm
  4. Robert S Fratnamara

    Did anyone want to grab that Organic Chem book and bludgeon him with it?

    13 years ago at 2:17 pm
  6. ThinkThereforeFRAT

    I go to the school that the abortion guy goes to.

    First of all it’s not completely conservative so there are pro-choice people at the school. Secondly (as if you couldn’t infer) he is, in fact, a Pike and has no chance of becoming any kind of doctor.

    13 years ago at 2:20 pm
    1. IHSFrat1855

      I straight love how you talk like a straight badass. That’s straight TFM bro.

      13 years ago at 2:47 pm
    2. PDT_1848

      It’s not so much hating on Pike. (Take note I gave you enough respect to capitalize your short hand name, don’t expect much more) As it is, y’all continually submit sub-par crap, and with names that indicate y’all are in a sub-par national chapter. Take a step back, re-evaluate your collegiate decisions and the answers will come to you.

      13 years ago at 3:13 pm
    3. Sic Semper FRATannis

      Many of the pics deserve to be on FF though.

      Agreed with PDT too, I’ll be at nationals this Summer. I hope I do not see any of these guys from FF.

      13 years ago at 6:37 pm
    4. Deacon

      PDT, you are judging a national organization by login names on a website that is meant for entertainment purposes. Why don’t you take a step back, pull your arrogant head out of your ass and take a long hard look in the mirror.

      13 years ago at 9:42 pm
  10. Sweet Peach

    you’re right, you probably won’t be getting late night sex with a cartilage piercing and an american eagle hat..

    13 years ago at 2:35 pm
  11. Blowing Money Frat

    Guy on the left in the naked picture resembles the sunburnt fanny pack wearing ******* from the photos section.

    13 years ago at 2:36 pm