FAIL FRIDAY: GDIs in Disguise
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM.
-North Carolina
Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…
Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM.
-Washington
I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.
“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM.
-Texas
Woah, too soon. Too soon.
My life. TFM.
-Georgia
Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?
Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM.
-Oklahoma
How many blumpkins is a days worth?
Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM.
-Texas
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM.
-Louisiana
Random comma splicing does not validate this act.
Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM.
-Mississippi
Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.
Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM.
-Illinois
Your dad is a fucking loser.
Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC.
-Texas
Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.
Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.
Opposite of a champion.
Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.
Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!
Rush Pike? I think not….
You can’t watch the whole thing:
nothin says i’m a badass like a cigarette in the hat.
13 years ago at 1:52 pmamen
13 years ago at 2:00 pmIt’s a visor too, so that has to make him at least ten times more badass
13 years ago at 2:02 pmHe is wearing a hoodie over a button up also.
13 years ago at 2:07 pmAnd his croakies are made of string.
13 years ago at 2:28 pm^^this. First thing I noticed were the croakies made of string. GDI trying to be frat.
13 years ago at 5:05 pmToo bad thats not a visor.
13 years ago at 10:43 pmI bet that song gets him laid a lot…
13 years ago at 1:56 pmDear God…
13 years ago at 2:01 pmnice croakies in the first pic
13 years ago at 2:02 pmGood eye. Yarn is FaF
13 years ago at 2:03 pmCondoms. NF. Morning omelet after pill. TFM.
13 years ago at 2:05 pmDamnit Delta Chi….damnit.
13 years ago at 2:05 pmI feel your pain. Idiots.
13 years ago at 3:11 pmAgreed Monroe
13 years ago at 3:14 pm(sigh)
13 years ago at 3:22 pmAt EdwardCoke: Awesome name. ITB
At the Delta Chis in the pictures: Fuck you
13 years ago at 3:38 pmTo the Delta Chi’s on this Fail Friday, I do know your friend now fucking leave
13 years ago at 4:00 pmI feel the same damn way.
13 years ago at 4:27 pm2 on the same Friday, they definitely weren’t born or raised proud
13 years ago at 5:27 pmshit I feel your pain. idiots
13 years ago at 12:23 am🙁
13 years ago at 10:24 amNow i see why Hitler wanted to get all of the jews out of germany. After seeing those “delta chi’s,” I have a sincere need to purify DChi’s population.
13 years ago at 3:04 pm^ You’re a fucking idiot
13 years ago at 8:50 pmWow that purify comment was NF.
13 years ago at 1:28 amtruly ashamed…
13 years ago at 3:09 amFucking idiots…….
13 years ago at 7:39 pmEvery fraternity has a few pathetic chapters.. Well except for Pike. They have nothing but pathetic chapters.
E.Q.K fellas.
13 years ago at 12:23 amAs a Delta Chi, I am embarassed to see these dumbasses on this fail friday. Fucking idiots.
12 years ago at 6:59 pmSadness.
8 years ago at 11:37 amNot another SigNu on this thing? Guess are breaking my balls! Seriously! Get it together, guys!
13 years ago at 2:09 pmGuys*
13 years ago at 2:09 pmChill out with the exclamation points. I am a Sigma Nu but I can always find time to laugh at shitty chapters…
13 years ago at 2:23 pmWell at least say herrrro to your brother in the picture.
13 years ago at 3:24 pmI did go overboard with the exclamation points… I was at the office and already pissed off. Fail Fridays have a way of always being posted when I am already in a (bad kind) of rage.
13 years ago at 5:00 pmI agree Maddox, its funny to see.
13 years ago at 6:59 pmYea you’ve got to learn that some of our brothers just don’t have it together as well as some of us here in the SEC
13 years ago at 1:49 pmit was bound to happen sooner or later guys. but look on the bright side, at least he isnt frolicking in a meadow or grabbing a brothers ass like those pike and DX ****. still though its a damn shame.
LHT brothers.
13 years ago at 10:51 pmAgreed, Black and Yellow. A Sigma Nu should never frolick. Ever.
13 years ago at 1:03 pmAll I see is a queer talking about big black dildos, a 6 pack of nattty, and gamecube in that “bro-tastic” video.
13 years ago at 2:10 pm^ this.
13 years ago at 6:26 pmTFM pledge was right. Made it through 38 seconds of the video.
13 years ago at 2:12 pmSecond.
13 years ago at 2:35 pmI barely made it through but I watched the whole thing. What do I win? Reagan Bush 84 hat?
13 years ago at 3:39 pmI second that.
13 years ago at 6:43 pmgot to 20 seconds. once i saw he had his ear lobe and cartilage pierced i got out of there!
13 years ago at 9:10 pmcouldn’t finish. TFTC.
13 years ago at 9:29 pmThe American Eagle hat is what made me stop watching. NF.
13 years ago at 12:26 pmAm I the only one who thought the abortion one was FaF?
13 years ago at 2:13 pmNo, it’s definitely FaF. That’s why I submitted it. I thought this would get on the real wall for sure. I guess everyone else on this site loves having a bunch of little tikes runnin around.
13 years ago at 2:41 pmTFM intern is gonna be the one working at Chili’s before too long if he can’t tell the difference between Fail and FaF. Some of the shit on the main wall is less frat than my post.
Which reminds me: where is the Chili’s post?! Chili’s pledge better be thirsty (check my main wall post as of late). Maybe some new photos of good and proper hazing to come if this site gets their head right soon.
13 years ago at 2:45 pmPHI FUCKIN PHI!!! Bitches!
13 years ago at 2:46 pmphi phi. but why the fuck do our pike chapters always fuck up. come to osu
13 years ago at 3:15 pmDefinitely was FaF, but I feel that TFM pledge put it on FF because it came from a pike
13 years ago at 6:57 pmcompare the recent wall with the wall a year ago. huge difference
13 years ago at 7:07 pmSorry, I was working double shifts this week. Blacksican slampiece needed me to cover for her. Something about a free clinic or abortion or something. Might be an HIV checkup.
13 years ago at 8:50 pmUnderstandable Chili’s guy. We all gotta work. These amaretto sours don’t buy and mix themselves! And the bitties don’t come until you mix them up one and get the music really bumpin.
13 years ago at 1:32 amthere is only one Methodist school in MS with a Greek system, so, my guess was right, its a pike,
13 years ago at 5:24 amyou fucking pikes could screw up a one car funeral. guess you could take abortion money and pocket cough cough i mean “donate” it to animal shelter like “rent a geed” i mean “pike”. they both just have such similar meanings i get mixed up.