FAIL FRIDAY: Glass Half Empty
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Putting deodorant on your taint, just in case. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re not right in the head.

Got a beer? Chug it. Got a slam? Fuck it. Got dip? Dip it. TFM or die.
-Anonymous

Die.

Slampiece told me I should teach her GDI boyfriend a thing or two. I said, “A magician never reveals his secrets.” TFM.
-Anonymous

Do you get a lot of mice in your pants? Because you’re a cheese dick.

Two things I’ve learned about being in a frat: 1. I get ass. 2. I get titties. TFM.
-Anonymous

You learn a lot about yourself during these magical years.

Getting so plastered you forget your name, but remember what frat you’re in. TFM.
-Anonymous

Good to see you’ve got your friorities (frat priorities) straight.

Guess it’s about time for me to change my screen name from HollisterSurfModel69 to LongDickPoloFrat. TFM.
-Anonymous

Definitely a frat move.

Purposefully scoring a 69 on a test to hint at your smokeshow professor. TFM.
-Anonymous

She’s as good as yours.

Playing Fratty Bird in class and claiming the noise is your frock fratting out and then the hot girl next to you asks you if you need a flowjob (frat blowjob but also you need nice pube flow). TFM.
-Anonymous

Frat, frat, frat, frat, frat, frat, broooooooo.

Greeting her dad with a left handshake followed by “You don’t want to touch my right hand.” TFM.
-Anonymous

Probably not the best first impression, but what do I know?

When a girl at a party points to her ears and makes complex hand motions as you nod her head and hand her a drink as you take her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s a deaf girl. She’s deaf.

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What you see when you look up “defeat” in the dictionary.

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Kitty had claws.

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Safe to say these two did not pull.

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He’ll scoop your main bitch.

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Goobers have spring break too.

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#Frelfie (frat selfie)

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Looks like a fun group of guys.

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Guy is making out with Miles Davis and doesn’t even care.

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Piss poor place to sleep.

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Looks like that cab ride went well.

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  2. ChillwaterBroklahoma

    sometimes I wonder what fail friday would be like if the intern wasn’t deprived of oxygen at birth

    11 years ago at 12:54 pm
      6. Kappa Significant

        Pretty sure you don’t need to provide a link explaining that on here, bud. What with Dorn at the helm and such.

        11 years ago at 6:36 pm
  5. futureleader14

    Not sure how pure it was, but I also loved the “natural-ness” of Genevieve being naked.

    11 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      It’s not bad. I think if you haven’t severely broken a finger, you haven’t truly lived. It tends to happen.

      11 years ago at 7:21 pm
  9. Frat_and_Firm

    Intern, this shit has got to motherfucking stop. Really? It took you this long to post this fucking fail Friday? I’m sorry, were you busy getting a “if you tell anybody you’ll get in trouble, too” lecture from Dorn? Let me just make this simple: either step up your ability to not lick man-taint, or I’ll kill you. You will wake up tied to a chair, covered in Everclear, and I will be standing over you holding a motherfucking sparkler. Don’t test me you little cocksmoker.

    11 years ago at 1:07 pm