FAIL FRIDAY: Glass Half Empty
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Putting deodorant on your taint, just in case. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re not right in the head.
Got a beer? Chug it. Got a slam? Fuck it. Got dip? Dip it. TFM or die.
-Anonymous
Die.
Slampiece told me I should teach her GDI boyfriend a thing or two. I said, “A magician never reveals his secrets.” TFM.
-Anonymous
Do you get a lot of mice in your pants? Because you’re a cheese dick.
Two things I’ve learned about being in a frat: 1. I get ass. 2. I get titties. TFM.
-Anonymous
You learn a lot about yourself during these magical years.
Getting so plastered you forget your name, but remember what frat you’re in. TFM.
-Anonymous
Good to see you’ve got your friorities (frat priorities) straight.
Guess it’s about time for me to change my screen name from HollisterSurfModel69 to LongDickPoloFrat. TFM.
-Anonymous
Definitely a frat move.
Purposefully scoring a 69 on a test to hint at your smokeshow professor. TFM.
-Anonymous
She’s as good as yours.
Playing Fratty Bird in class and claiming the noise is your frock fratting out and then the hot girl next to you asks you if you need a flowjob (frat blowjob but also you need nice pube flow). TFM.
-Anonymous
Frat, frat, frat, frat, frat, frat, broooooooo.
Greeting her dad with a left handshake followed by “You don’t want to touch my right hand.” TFM.
-Anonymous
Probably not the best first impression, but what do I know?
When a girl at a party points to her ears and makes complex hand motions as you nod her head and hand her a drink as you take her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s a deaf girl. She’s deaf.
What you see when you look up “defeat” in the dictionary.
Kitty had claws.
Safe to say these two did not pull.
He’ll scoop your main bitch.
Goobers have spring break too.
#Frelfie (frat selfie)
Looks like a fun group of guys.
Guy is making out with Miles Davis and doesn’t even care.
Piss poor place to sleep.
Looks like that cab ride went well.
I for the most part hate all of you.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmFail Fridays would be better if it wasn’t published by these damn interns.
11 years ago at 1:11 pmThe fail is the fail friday, i am disappointed in this weak shit
11 years ago at 1:17 pmAnd Delta squid takes home the retard prize for this week, just when we thought it couldnt get any worse. Congrats!
11 years ago at 1:20 pm2pm fail friday? You’re at 2am tomorrow, intern bitch
11 years ago at 1:22 pmChaser was good this week. The only compliment I’ll ever give you, intern.
11 years ago at 1:31 pmAs much as it pains me to say this, the Billy Madison reference was clever enough to acknowledge.
11 years ago at 2:11 pmI’m not even going to talk shit intern. That chaser was solid enough to mask the pungent taste of disappointment left by this week’s Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 1:38 pmGenevieve Morton tho….
11 years ago at 1:39 pmlot of pants pissing this week.
11 years ago at 1:40 pmtotally man, totally
11 years ago at 8:56 pmThe shake weight is the best part of that protein video.
11 years ago at 1:46 pm