FAIL FRIDAY: Graduation Day
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Only making love to babes who weigh exactly 38 pounds less than you. TFM.
A weird way to live your life, but who am I to judge?
Right or wrong, I’m going to eat a whole bunch of racially diverse ass this weekend. TFM.
It’s 2017 and this guy is doing things the right way.
Not graduating on purpose because there’s a chicken place in your college town that’s the tits. TFM.
Everyone knows you never let a good chicken place go.
Spending Friday night doing lots of cocaine and really connecting with your inner-self. TFM.
Whatever helps you achieve peace.
Getting your frat letters tattooed on the tip of your penis so these hoes know. TFM.
Gotta let those hoes know.
Never learning how to tie your own shoes but it’s fine because your dad owns a dozen Radio Shacks. TFM.
Walmart sells velcro sneakers for a reason.
Being conceived on the toilet of a 180-foot yacht. TFM.
Regardless of location, I don’t think you ever brag about being conceived on a toilet.
Refusing to watch free pornographic movies online and paying for it instead because those girls need the money and it’s the honorable thing to do. TFM.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Paying small Asian women to massage your body with warm milk every Wednesday. It’s tradition! TFM.
Nothing like a little milk nuru massage on a Wednesday to get the blood flowing.
Hitting the broom closet mid-party to rub one out so you’re not walking around with a loaded weapon. TFM.
Jacking it in the broom closet is the most frat.
Chaser
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Anyone else think it’s weird that the Sigma Nu tat guy is Eskimo bros with his biological brother?
7 years ago at 1:26 amYes, but for brother #2, he had a choice. To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question.
7 years ago at 6:42 amDoesn’t matter. Had sex
7 years ago at 10:29 amSnu at UF is literally full of homos. They are literally worse than some of the geeds round here.
7 years ago at 2:13 pmI like to pretend that they don’t exist. It’s too much shame.
7 years ago at 3:05 pm@StockwithFrock, based on how much you just used “literally” I’m questioning your sexuality too.
7 years ago at 10:00 amI use “literally” a lot. You just have to say it like a man and then it’s not homo at all. Think Tatro.
7 years ago at 10:51 amKid “chugging” in the library has been on here at least 4 times that I remember and by the way the cap is clearly on that bottle, hardo.
7 years ago at 2:17 amFirst off no one chugs a handle holding it that way. Second if he were chugging there would be bubbles. It looks perfectly still.
7 years ago at 9:23 amIt’s 3:45 in the morning, I’ve been awake for going on 40 hours now writing papers and doing a final project that I’ve had a good 6 weeks to get done, and looking for ways to procrastinate. Thank you for this Ross, I needed it.
7 years ago at 2:49 amThis is random but I’m going to vegas this weekend for one of my brother’s bachelor party and will be buying a dance floor table at xs and Omnia so needless to say I’ll be getting laid. And no, none of you can join the table.
7 years ago at 4:01 amCool man. Let us know where to donate money for the inevitable STD you get. The money isn’t going towards curing you, it’s to give to whatever hooker transmits the alphabet soup of shame into your blood. Have fun!
7 years ago at 4:10 amLooks like we got a couple jealous losers here. Sorry you’re poor and can’t get laid.
7 years ago at 4:29 amI bet that joke kills during lunch time at your high school.
7 years ago at 4:32 pmJust like you killed qualifying for the US Open?
7 years ago at 11:34 amHey man I gave it a decent go and I kept a good attitude the whole time. 83 on a course with a slope of 150 really ain’t that bad. And, I’m going to take what I learned and apply it to my practice routine so I can have a better chance next time. Betchu I qualify for the state open this summer.
7 years ago at 10:55 amI genuinely feel sympathy for whatever coked out Las Vegas stripper you pay for a lap dance
7 years ago at 4:14 amHis mom?
7 years ago at 4:21 amWould you be surprised?
7 years ago at 4:27 amHe is from Alabama, so nah I wouldn’t
7 years ago at 11:18 amNot from Alabama little man. And you’re from LA you’re the last one who should be talking you inbred fuck
7 years ago at 11:22 amTake a peek at your own profile page, squirt. See what I did there? I said squirt, so I must be a super cool alpha male, right?
7 years ago at 2:04 pmBecause I can’t lie about where I live on a fucking online college humor site? Good lord you are a fucking moron
7 years ago at 4:34 pmSo you cant get laid without paying for it. Shocker
7 years ago at 6:32 amGuarantee I get laid more than you little man but nice try.
7 years ago at 10:33 amThe fact that you’re telling everyone you’re getting laid and you’re so excited about it, proves that you’ve never been laid before.
7 years ago at 1:17 pmSo I can’t be excited about partying and fucking drunk sluts In vegas for the weekend? Have fun sitting at home and jerking off the entire weekend you fucking loser, although somehow I feel you’re used to it.
7 years ago at 4:37 pmSo since you’re excited, you want to tell everybody who hates you that you’re getting laid? Nobody gives a fuck about you, get off this site, pussy.
7 years ago at 6:53 pmSounds like someone is jealous. Sit down and shut up before I knock you the fuck out
7 years ago at 8:15 pmOr what redneck? You want to come to Florida little man?
7 years ago at 1:00 amI already went to Florida to fight Canadian4bacon but he pussied out. If you have the balls to come up to Knoxville I’ll happily knock your fucking teeth in
7 years ago at 2:18 pmUpdate: Ended up pulling a few girls from Chico state or some random school in California back to our suite. Long story short me and one of the other guys ended up taking down two of the girls in the room next door. I was nice enough to let him have the bed while I fucked my broad in the bathroom, which considering how nice the suite was, wasn’t much worse than the bedroom. She had a tight little cooter and some solid C cups. Tried to slip it in her ass but unfortunately she wasn’t up for it. Still a better night than any of you goobers had.
7 years ago at 2:42 pmNext time you’re in FL come to FSU. I’ll gladly fuck you up.
7 years ago at 4:02 pmYou won’t do shit you fucking pussy
7 years ago at 6:23 pmIf you weren’t so god damn insufferable that might have been a decent story.
7 years ago at 4:34 pmYou know I think I might just write it up and submit it as an article
7 years ago at 6:23 pmIf you don’t think I’ll do shit why don’t you come visit me at my vacation house in Naples. I don’t travel for peasants. Especially hicks like you.
7 years ago at 7:23 pmYour doublewide at the trailer park doesn’t count as a vacation home little man. Now sit down before you get hurt
7 years ago at 10:22 amYou think I’d even touch a trailer park?
7 years ago at 1:27 pmWhy don’t you crawl into your safe space and suck your meth head moms tits.
7 years ago at 1:28 pmYou’re right you probably wouldn’t be able to afford the rent. Backwoods trailer behind walmart sounds more your style.
7 years ago at 4:50 pmYou’re right, I wouldn’t be able to afford it because I don’t make my own money.
7 years ago at 5:00 pmSo those welfare checks your broke ass family has been getting aren’t cutting it?
7 years ago at 7:06 pmLmaoo if only you knew what my parents do for work. I could fucking buy you.. I’m done talking to lying hillbilly Geeds who claim they are from different fraternities and complexes because they are scared their ass is going to get beat.. If you are man enough come to FSU and get your shit rocked.
7 years ago at 8:11 pmHe’s a Pike at USC. Easy to find.
7 years ago at 9:41 pmYou still talking? I thought I shut your ass up about a week ago.
7 years ago at 10:28 amOh please I spent your parents salary in Vegas this weekend you broke bitch. Let me give you some advice champ. Kid’s like you don’t mouth off to guys like me. That’s how you get your ass beat. And yes I take fries with that
7 years ago at 10:27 amDamn dude that’s a shit ton of money you blew on getting fucked in the ass. Must be some high class male prostitutes. All I know is if you come across me you will get laid the fuck out. I mouth off to posers and low class people I can control. Like you. Now go suck your geed chess club friends dicks and get out of here, squirt. But clean my shoes before you go, you didn’t do a good enough job last time.
7 years ago at 10:54 amYou responded to my comment loser so you obviously must have something to say. If you were half a man you would come up to Knoxville and back your shit up. But no, you will probably just say some tired excuse like I don’t travel for peasants when in reality you’re just a sorry broke bitch who is too afraid to do shit. I own you son.
7 years ago at 1:59 pmNo shit do I have something to say. Hence why I have been talking to your mommas boy sorry ass this whole time. I’m over your shit, get it fucking straight. I’m not going to drive 7.5 hours just for a fight that will last 10 seconds until you hit the pavement like a fucking bitch your whore mother raised you as. You are a disgrace.
7 years ago at 2:14 pmJust like I thought. Too much of a pussy to back your shit up. Go ahead and that that L little man you’re done here
7 years ago at 5:38 pmOH MY GOD SHUT UP vaginator
7 years ago at 8:23 amHonestly, the chicken restaurant excuse for not graduating on time is better than most of the ones I’ve heard.
7 years ago at 5:00 amPretty impressive he got the piss to run down both legs. Usually it sticks to one side
7 years ago at 5:18 amMy cock sticks to one side
7 years ago at 5:49 pmSkateboarding dish is hotter than Upton
7 years ago at 5:41 amShe could get it, for sure.
7 years ago at 8:34 amKate Motherfuckin Upton..sheesh
7 years ago at 5:42 amWhat’s that even mean, dumbass?
7 years ago at 4:29 pmOverrated/Underrated/Properly rated-
Four door jeeps
7 years ago at 5:54 amMack Brown
Dobermans
Service industry chicks
Ray bans
Four door jeeps-properly rated
7 years ago at 6:09 amMack Brown-Underrated, for all the shit he gets, he was a solid fucking coach at Texas and won a title against one of the best teams of all time.
Dobermans-Overrated, dog breed for douchebags that drink too much muscle milk and get angry when a random girl gets angry he grabbed her ass at the bar
Service Industry Chicks-Very broad area (could be anything from a cab driver to a waitress) but I’ll go underrated as I like a girl who can support herself
Ray Bans-Overrated af, just cheap sunglasses sold at 5X their price because of a logo.
Ray Bans are the Beats by Dre of headphones. They come from notable beginnings but are just cheap bullshit with a good marketing team.
7 years ago at 6:51 amShould they be the Beats of sunglasses?
7 years ago at 9:50 amFour door jeeps – overrated
7 years ago at 4:28 pmMack Brown – probably underrated since I don’t know who that is
Dobermans – Underrated. Good dogs.
Service industry chicks – the hot ones are underrated unless we’re talking waitresses in which case overrated
Ray bans – properly rated.
I dream of the day that all fraternity men have the balls to stand up during their group picture and tell that one fucking guy to stop posing like a flaming homosexual and ruining the whole photo. When kids pose like that, not only do they make themselves look like fucking snowflakes, they automatically make me hate the whole chapter because no brother has the balls to tell that kid to sit the fuck down. If there’s one piece of evidence for the pussification of America, look at the difference between photos then and now. God damnit, change back.
7 years ago at 6:16 am