FAIL FRIDAY: Halloween Horrors
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
The other day, this dumb sloot told me she wanted me to take her on my dad’s jet and go to one of our vacation houses (we have like 5). I promised I would take her if we boned. After I laid pipe like the old money fratstar that I am, I said, “Sike bitch, get out!” and put in a horseshoe dip. Guess you could say I “shoplifted the poon.” TFM. #sorryimnotsorry #cantstop #wontstop
A poetic tale of deception and lust.
Sometimes I have difficulty entering buildings because I always pull. TFM.
Think about it for a second. You’ll get it.
Telling a condescending pledge to kiss your ass…and then making him physically kiss your hairy ass with his lips. TFM.
Gross, man. Just weird and unnecessary.
What my knock-off Sperrys lack in authenticity, they make up for in beer and blood stains. TFM.
Well if your Sperrys aren’t stained with the blood of the innocent then you aren’t fratting hard enough.
I like my girls like my whiskey. 12 years old and always with Coke. TFM.
Terribly unoriginal and terrible in general.
Not having a fake ID but having an ID with misleading information. TFM.
Like your ID classifies you as a male, but you’ve since had a sex change and are, in fact, a female?
Knowing your smarter than everyone on campus despite your GPA. TMF.
Hahahahaha.
Yelling, “Get this guy a beer!” after a brother accomplishes something not very difficult. TFM.
It’s funny because he doesn’t really deserve props but you’re acting as if he accomplished something great!
Yelling, “Get this guy a Mike’s Hard!” when a brother is acting like a GDI. TFM.
It’s funny because Mike’s Hard is jokingly referred to as the beverage of choice for non-fraternity folks!
My slampiece was complaining about her knees so I gave her an Ole Miss shirt and she started sucking again. TFM.
That’s a low blow. No pun intended. Actually, pun intended. I changed my mind.
I picture the intern looking identical to the “neighborhood frat star”.
11 years ago at 2:38 pmI look less like him and more like Gaston from “Beauty and the Beast”
11 years ago at 2:52 pmGaston dies. Let’s hope it all works out here too.
11 years ago at 2:57 pmArguably the weirdest thing you could have said in this situation. Cheers, you twisted fuck.
11 years ago at 3:19 pmComing from the Frapist, that’s a serious allegation.
11 years ago at 3:36 pmWhat the hell is Epsilon Pi Alpha?
11 years ago at 2:42 pmAfter some research I’ve discovered it only exists at the prestigious Gustavus University. They are undoubtedly top house.
11 years ago at 2:58 pmLooked it up.
They call themselves Eppies dear god…
11 years ago at 3:29 pmI went to high school with one of those kids, if the other members are like him at all, their whole chapter should be on fail friday.
11 years ago at 3:42 pmI go there. They are the biggest bunch of fucking gdi’s. They dont have parties and they are pretty much all music education majors.
11 years ago at 6:56 pmGooberville USA
11 years ago at 5:12 pmThose sweaters only come in 2 colors?
11 years ago at 7:36 pmYou could say the same for the entirety of Gustavus.
11 years ago at 6:18 pmThey’re the fucking EPA. And fuck the EPA
11 years ago at 5:23 pmThe biggest fail was that chaser. What the fuck did I just see?
11 years ago at 2:43 pmThey’re referred to as “Asians,” you uncultured fuck.
11 years ago at 2:52 pm*Orientals
11 years ago at 2:59 pm*Ching chong bing bongs
11 years ago at 3:12 pm*Slopes
11 years ago at 5:14 pmZipperheads*
11 years ago at 5:23 pm*gooks
11 years ago at 5:44 pmYellows
11 years ago at 9:16 pmAsian American is the preferred nomenclature.
11 years ago at 7:08 pmthese aren’t the guys who built the railroads
11 years ago at 10:35 amAmerica just keeps reminding the world of our WW2 stomping with “Fury” while Asians apparently have horror films where the (apparently free) young women have exploding, but rocking, chest puffers.
11 years ago at 3:54 pmYou saw something the intern ripped off of Reddit’s WTF front page.
11 years ago at 3:59 pmSeriously Intern. Man the fuck up and find us a real chaser, not some sideways glancing iPhone makers. Damn.
It doesn’t surprise me that asians drink out of water bottles through a straw
11 years ago at 2:43 pmFail Friday, brought to you just in time for dinner. Dammit intern, I postponed my mid-morning shit for this?
11 years ago at 2:43 pmDon’t you think this comment has run it’s course? Try less pal.
11 years ago at 2:59 pmPoint made, laps taken
11 years ago at 3:00 pmC’mon now, you should know better by now
11 years ago at 2:44 pmPewp
11 years ago at 2:44 pmI don’t know, that “Get this guy a beer” one seems to be on par with some of the recent TFM’s I’ve seen posted.
11 years ago at 2:44 pmIntern,
11 years ago at 2:44 pmTonight I hope you eat the strange candy in Dorn’s van and go missing like the other kids.
Don’t put that evil on me.
11 years ago at 2:53 pmDorn is going to literally put that evinced IN you.
11 years ago at 2:58 pmsaying it twice doesn’t make it any funnier.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmDorn is literally going to put that evil IN you.
11 years ago at 2:59 pmPut down the shovel pal, that’s enough digging for one day.
11 years ago at 3:06 pmThe “Neighborhood fratstar” guy looks like he uses ellipticals at the gym.
11 years ago at 2:44 pm