FAIL FRIDAY: Halloween Horrors
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
The other day, this dumb sloot told me she wanted me to take her on my dad’s jet and go to one of our vacation houses (we have like 5). I promised I would take her if we boned. After I laid pipe like the old money fratstar that I am, I said, “Sike bitch, get out!” and put in a horseshoe dip. Guess you could say I “shoplifted the poon.” TFM. #sorryimnotsorry #cantstop #wontstop
A poetic tale of deception and lust.
Sometimes I have difficulty entering buildings because I always pull. TFM.
Think about it for a second. You’ll get it.
Telling a condescending pledge to kiss your ass…and then making him physically kiss your hairy ass with his lips. TFM.
Gross, man. Just weird and unnecessary.
What my knock-off Sperrys lack in authenticity, they make up for in beer and blood stains. TFM.
Well if your Sperrys aren’t stained with the blood of the innocent then you aren’t fratting hard enough.
I like my girls like my whiskey. 12 years old and always with Coke. TFM.
Terribly unoriginal and terrible in general.
Not having a fake ID but having an ID with misleading information. TFM.
Like your ID classifies you as a male, but you’ve since had a sex change and are, in fact, a female?
Knowing your smarter than everyone on campus despite your GPA. TMF.
Hahahahaha.
Yelling, “Get this guy a beer!” after a brother accomplishes something not very difficult. TFM.
It’s funny because he doesn’t really deserve props but you’re acting as if he accomplished something great!
Yelling, “Get this guy a Mike’s Hard!” when a brother is acting like a GDI. TFM.
It’s funny because Mike’s Hard is jokingly referred to as the beverage of choice for non-fraternity folks!
My slampiece was complaining about her knees so I gave her an Ole Miss shirt and she started sucking again. TFM.
That’s a low blow. No pun intended. Actually, pun intended. I changed my mind.
Nice to see randomblackchick dressed as Precious for Halloween.
11 years ago at 2:46 pmI feel like the intern is the type of person that would receive a caramel apple with a razor blade instead of candy while trick or treating.
11 years ago at 2:47 pmI think Dorn has a goober face
11 years ago at 2:53 pmI guess were chasing with dip spit?
11 years ago at 2:55 pmWould that chaser have made any more sense with subtitles?
11 years ago at 2:58 pmnope.
11 years ago at 12:28 pmI can just picture Intern laughing like an idiot to himself as he sneaks into Dorn’s apartment to take that picture of him and bacon in the inflatable tub.
11 years ago at 3:06 pmKnock off Sperrys? They’re not even that expensive…
11 years ago at 3:08 pmAsians trying to be “frat stars” is probably one of the funniest looks around.
11 years ago at 3:08 pmIntern you should go as a piñata for Halloween this so everyone knows to beat the shit out of you.
11 years ago at 3:15 pmDorn: Hold on guys, let me snap chat this before i get in the “frat tub”
11 years ago at 3:18 pm