FAIL FRIDAY: Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Ten real submissions, 24 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Shotgunning everything, even when you don’t have a beer, like juice and shit. TFM.

Oh man that’s so cool bro.

Getting fucked up on Xans and liquor on a bus ride home from a lax tourney, having your mom pick you up and then call an ambulance on you when you almost fall in the pool trying to paint the table they asked you to do two weeks ago and being afraid you’d jump out of the car on the way to the hospital cause you told em you were xanned out, then proceeding to rip out your IV and running out of the hospital with blood spraying everywhere, then get chased by three cruisers while running through traffic and four cops tackling you and cuffing you up against the car, but still ask your rents to take a pic for IG. TFM.

I’m just glad you have your priorities straight.

Legally changing your name to Albus Dumbledore. TFM.

Get out of here, nerd.

I haven’t cum. Ever. Like in my entire life. First load I blow is going to kill someone. TFM.

You’re like a human nuclear bomb just waiting to explode.

Having a skinny wiener so chicks are totally down with anal. TFM.

Keep it to yourself, pencil dick.

Sometimes I’ll go five or six days without showering in the summer. TFM.

I bet you pull so much ass.

I lightly tap my own nuts with a tack hammer because my mother didn’t love me. TFM.

Alright man that’s great thanks for sharing.

I’m not antisemitic, but I have a Nazi fetish. My girl dresses as Hitler and I call her “fuhrer” while she rides me. TFM.

You are a deeply, deeply disturbed individual.

Only being turned on by fratty girls with trust funds and love handles. TFM.

That there is wifey material, baby.

Sneaking into high school parties as a middle schooler and fingering a girl around in her pussy. TFM.

We are done here.

GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY

Looking good, buddy.
Looking good, buddy.
You are officially sorority girls.
You are officially sorority girls.
At least they gave him a straw.
At least they gave him a straw.
You got bottled.
You got bottled.
Get a real one at ManOutfitters.com you idiot.
Get a real one at ManOutfitters.com you idiot.
What the fuck, fellas?
What the fuck, fellas?
Dont drink and Mario Kart.
Don’t drink and Mario Kart.
Classic.
Classic.
Youre bleeding, chief.
You’re bleeding, chief.
WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
Jesus dude what happened?
Jesus dude what happened?
Yeah, Ulysse, you ginger fuck.
Yeah, Ulysse, you ginger fuck.
Thats where poop and pee goes, not hands.
That’s where poop and pee goes, not hands.
Worst philanthropy effort ever.
Worst philanthropy effort ever.
Hope hes got deodorant on.
Hope he’s got deodorant on.
Goobers goobing.
Goobers goobing.
Someone has nice friends.
Someone has nice friends.
Peed an ocean out of his ass.
Peed an ocean out of his ass.
Alright then.
Alright then.
That is not a great look.
That is not a great look.
What are you?
What are you?
Ah yes, the majestic frat cat
Ah yes, the majestic frat cat
Get your shit together , Chris.
Get your shit together , Chris.
Well, isn't that sweet.
Well, isn’t that sweet.

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Taking It In The Boys

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Playing with fire. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Finding amusement in needless violence. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  1. FratinaHat

    I’m 26 years old but still the first one to comment here. That’s the real fail friday.

    8 years ago at 6:00 pm
  2. InternStanLee

    You’d think with all the intern “Articles” this week that you would have enough free time to post Fail Friday at a decent pooping hour…

    8 years ago at 6:06 pm
    1. Are You Kidding Me

      Hi Stan, Quick question. I will looking at your Instagram and noticed you sport a lot of moose knuckle. Why is your cunt so droopy? Thanks and keep doing what you do.

      8 years ago at 1:15 pm
  3. Texas Tux and Oil

    Here I was enjoying my first beer this fine Friday and then I see the goober in the American flag speedo and I want to drop kick his fucking face.

    8 years ago at 6:18 pm
  4. Fraddington_bear

    Wow my comment abt she who will not be named got deleted within 2 minutes. Record time by the TFM Gestapo.

    8 years ago at 6:24 pm
      1. Jesus is TFTC

        Take that kap sig with you and rho rho you’re way out of here please.

        8 years ago at 4:51 pm
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      Everyone knows flexing the cheese wheel cock its frat. Needle dicks are for terrorists.

      8 years ago at 10:06 pm