FAIL FRIDAY: Holidays Of Horror

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Not going to class for the entire semester then showing up for the final and getting a 69 haaa schwag. TFM.

Nice.

When grandma asks what you want for Christmas and you ask for seed money to start your own meme business. TFM.

You are the problem with the world.

We initiated the pledges last night and then one of them immediately punched me in the throat. TFM.

That’s called brothership.

I got one, two, three, four, five overdraft charges in my bank account, in my bank account, in my bank account. TFM.

You’re poor. Sad!

Waiting until she falls asleep then plucking individual hairs from your nipples and gently placing them in her agape mouth. TFM.

What the hell is wrong with you, son?

Swallowing a bunch of quarters to haze your intestines because they’re weak. TFM.

It’s the only way to make your body stronger.

ass ass ass ass ass ass titties ass ass ass ass ass. TFM.

Thanks for stopping by.

Driving for Uber at night as your side hustle so you can meet sorority mamis. TFM.

Yeah every sorority girl is tryna smash the creepy Uber driver.

I love going home for the holidays because my mummy makes me pudding. TFM.

Kid loves pudding.

Putting a sticker of your letters on your rear window and attaching a frat license plate frame within 30 minutes of getting initiated. TFM.

Might as well have a giant sign that says “PULL ME OVER” attached to your car.

Be more awkward.
Be more awkward.
Ayo son your face is pink.
Ayo son your face is pink.
Would.
Would.
A boxer exchange? Tha fuq?
A boxer exchange? Tha fuq?
Christmas is ruined.
Christmas is ruined.
WHY?
WHY?
Rub a dub dub four men in a tub.
Rub a dub dub four men in a tub.
Big man is having a rough go.
Big man is having a rough go.
Sick 'do.
Sick ‘do.
A proud father.
A proud father.
They gave a bid to one of the dudes from The Hobbit.
They gave a bid to one of the dudes from The Hobbit.
He sells Xans.
He sells Xans.
Polo boys forever.
Polo boys forever.
Caption game on gross.
Caption game on gross.
Looks like she's super into him.
Looks like she’s super into him.
Shame, shame, shame.
Shame, shame, shame.
He's exposing himself call CNN.
He’s exposing himself call CNN.
Weird way to say thank you, but okay.
Weird way to say thank you, but okay.
'Tis the season.
‘Tis the season.
Men down.
Men down.

Love this. 100% his fault. (@Tanner_rausch)

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Pure pandemonium (@champagnezane)

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Hey man say something if you’re not dead

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Trying to keep it together this semester like (@jmrcampbell)

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Hey Ben let’s go ahead and pull the car over (@Jadrienk)

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Chaser

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  1. SharkWeekTFM

    Seems some people (or someone with 5 accounts) has gone/regularly does go to my account and just goes down the list of all my comments to down vote them. Sad.

    6 years ago at 12:36 pm
    1. Butanefratoil

      He down votes everyone’s accounts, and in the process drives away the regular commenters. How has his IP not been blackballed

      6 years ago at 12:44 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        I figured he did everyone’s. Just not sure. Yeah. It def makes the comment section a less interesting place to be. PGP on the other hand is a great group.

        6 years ago at 12:47 pm
      2. JohnMehoff

        PGP is a mediocre group with brief moments of comedy. I can understand how you may enjoy the experience when you compare to what’s been going on here in the TFM comment section. But when I take a hard look at what really goes on in the PGP comment section here is what I see as major problems:

        – Hyper politically correct.
        – Women are allowed to speak without first being spoke to.
        – They honestly discourage hitting on chicks. You are chastised for “suping” female users. I can’t make this up.
        – Major liberal bias
        – for lack of a better term there is a dick measuring content on who can be the most beta male

        6 years ago at 9:12 pm
      3. Micahs Weiner

        You’re too fucking old for your opinion to matter. I’ve checked the statistics, and Reaganomics was sabatoged by the Russians. 2 genders, 2 terms.

        6 years ago at 2:13 am
    2. jizzrag69v2

      What kind of loser worries about the votes he gets in the comments section of a dumpster fire website? Besides, you have more accounts than anyone here, ya damn dinosaur

      6 years ago at 2:02 am
  2. jizzrag69v2

    You don’t wear brown shoes with a blue, black, or gray suit you dumb fucks

    6 years ago at 5:14 pm
    1. Micahs Weiner

      Uncle Donny will end the chemtrail program in January. The frog reproduction rate will skyrocket, as jet streams are just a proof of concept for a bomb to turn enemy troops gay by releasing female pheromones over enemy positions. Do you know Pythagorean Therom?

      6 years ago at 2:11 am
  3. Fratty Couples PGA

    The sad thing is that idiot is probably on the cool side of the VCU spectrum.

    6 years ago at 12:08 pm