FAIL FRIDAY: Hot Tub Of Failure
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and five videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

Being recognized in public as “that guy from from the liquor store.” TFM.

“Hey everyone, look — it’s that guy from the liquor store!”

Exaggerating the struggle it is to take your junk out of your pants at the urinal. TFM.

Overcompensating is F.

I may not have my life together but the girl I’m banging will probably become a senator. TFM.

She should probably dump your ass.

When everyone asks when you are going to graduate and you just laugh cause you know you won’t graduate for another seven years. TFM.

Sounds like you’ve really got your life together.

Taking shots and fucking thots. TFM.

Not when you say it like that it’s not.

Leaving an origami swan with your phone number on it in a girls room after a one night stand. TFM.

That’s a lot less cool than you think it is.

Training hard, eating clean, and practicing baseball everyday so that when I go professional I can afford my new liver (which I desperately need). TFM.

I have a feeling you aren’t going to have a very successful career.

Not remembering your TFM login password until you are blacked out. TFM.

Total Frat Move™, entertaining blackout morons since 2010.

Wearing boat shoes with no socks to a ski resort that has 50 inches of snow. TFM.

That’s not “frat.” You’re just an idiot.

Telling the tour groups how much #butt u get. TFM.

Your university hates you.

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Dude loves vagina.
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That’s not very nice. He’s just trying to sleep.
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Nothing more hetero than a ton of dudes in a hotel hot tub throwing up the equilats.
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Man down.
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Probably not how he envisioned his night ending up.
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Hit the dab!
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Vintage Steve.
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*crying laughing emoji* *poop emoji* *eggplant emoji*
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This confused the shit out of me until I realized that he was halfway through a table, not the floor.
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Looks like the dude before him threw up glow stick liquid.
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Pretty good spot in which to pass out tbh.
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That is neither the intended purpose of the air mattress nor the blanket.
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You got that right.
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My bosses are making me put this up as a fail, but I would totes wear this. Eff the haters, ZBT.
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He is the walrus. Coo coo ca choo.
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Maybe don’t play the knife game if you are an uncoordinated fuck.
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Looks like Friar Tuck is going through a punk rock phase.
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Are we still teabagging? I thought that died when HALO started sucking.
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No. Just no. On every level, no.

The Fratchelor

You’re a pussy

Defending your woman’s honor. #TFM

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Liquid courage leading to hilarious failure. #TFMA video posted by Total Frat Move (@totalfratmove) on

When the darty gets out of hand. #TFM

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Chaser

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

Now check out the newest episode of Exec Board — Episode 13: Frat S.A.D.

  2. RisingFratstarOfTX

    One o’clock?! That’s it, solitary for this failed fucking abortion. A week in the janitor’s closet should do the trick.

    9 years ago at 1:00 pm
  4. sofratyolotfm

    So late you should have just waited a little longer and posted this next week

    9 years ago at 1:02 pm
    1. CreightonFratStar

      Don’t give them any ideas. We still have Fail Friday’s we’re owed. #neverforget

      9 years ago at 1:19 pm
  6. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    Have the courtesy to show us your tits as a chaser if you’re going to release content this unbecoming

    9 years ago at 1:04 pm
  7. ijustcameheretofrat

    “Steve pissing on couches pt. 51” His blackout persona is just overzealous at this point.

    9 years ago at 1:06 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      They need to institute a “deck him whenever you catch him” policy ASAP.

      9 years ago at 2:54 pm
      1. The_Sherminator

        Eh idk how I’d feel about tackling Steve mid stream. Definitely the a job for the pledges

        9 years ago at 8:07 pm
  9. Frat----

    Spend less time getting Bacon’s inbred dick hard and more time doing your fucking job

    9 years ago at 1:11 pm