FAIL FRIDAY: Issa Weekend

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Ten times out of ten if you come around me after 8pm I’m wearing a bib prepared to eat ass like lobster. TFM.

He’s just walking around wearing his ass-eating bib every night nbd.

Filming a sex tape with a pledge’s mom and then making the entire pledge class watch it. TFM.

If this isn’t hazing, I don’t know what is.

Going to the emergency room because you got stuck inside a Fleshlight. TFM.

You should probably keep that story to yourself.

Taking your dong out on the dance floor at a sorority semi-formal and helicoptering until the police drag you away to jail for indecent exposure. TFM.

I wholeheartedly support this kind of behavior.

Dropping acid and making love to a little person in the enchanted forest. TFM.

This guy is on a level the rest of us can only hope to achieve.

Going to Costa Rica for a summer semester and developing a cocaine habit so bad that you’re forced to sell your body on the street corner to support it. TFM.

Exactly what his parents had in mind when they paid for that semester abroad.

Blowing bubbles in your chocolate milk and not giving a single flying fuck who knows it. TFM.

Rebel without a cause on one hundred thousand trillion.

Only wearing early 2000s hip hop street wear like FUBU and Sean John. TFM.

Fashion is cyclical and it’s time to bring these brands back.

Inviting her over and saying you’re going to cook dinner then preparing and serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with Cheetos and boxed wine. TFM.

You classy son of a bitch.

Paddling yourself nightly starting at the age of 10 to build a thick level of scar tissue on your ass in preparation for college. TFM.

It’s called being proactive.

Best executed mangina I've ever seen. Wish I didn't have to censor it. Flawless.
Most well-executed mangina I’ve ever seen. Wish I didn’t have to censor it. Flawless.
Son where are your fucking clothes?
Son where are your fucking clothes?
Brow game stupid.
Brow game stupid.
Shameful duo.
Shameful duo.
That man is possessed.
That man is possessed.
He made a puddle.
He made a puddle.
What?
What?
Punch yourself in the penis.
Punch yourself in the penis.
He's ready, bitches.
He’s ready, bitches.
Midriff is the new male romper.
Midriff is the new male romper.
Not sure how he landed on this particular pose.
Not sure how he landed on this particular pose.
Hey dude maybe sit the next couple plays out.
Hey dude maybe sit the next couple plays out.
Passing out in your Uggs. #TFM
Passing out in your Uggs. #TFM
What is that, a bathroom for ants?
What is this, a bathroom for ants?
Shit is hilarious! Haha! Scute!
Shit is hilarious! Haha! S’cute!
You wouldnt know it by looking at this picture, but these three crush ass nightly.
You wouldn’t know it by looking at this picture, but these three crush ass nightly.
Gonna go ahead and pass but thanks for the offer.
Gonna go ahead and pass but thanks for the offer.
Damn there must be ballers living in that house.
Damn there must be ballers living in that house.
Brothership is real.
Brothership is real.
Sweet Jesus what is this mess?
Sweet Jesus what is this mess?

No one is safe (@brendan3smith)

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Short and deep off the tee #golfisfun

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Should've been wearing his seatbelt (@jayquon_propeck)

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You ever fall asleep standing up? (@tytylewis)

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    1. Liliana34

      I quit working at shoprite and now I make $35h – $80h…how? I’m working online! My work didn’t exactly make me happy so I decided to take a chance on something new…after 4 years it was so hard to quit my day job but now I couldn’t be happier.

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      7 years ago at 12:38 pm
  1. SharkWeekTFM

    Gettin got by a big tarpon would make you the laughing stock of any shark frat. Luckily it’s a great story and video in all other contexts.

    7 years ago at 12:20 pm
  2. SantaFrat

    Can we talk about TFM’s ig video of the guy catching the shark with his bare fucking hands?

    7 years ago at 12:37 pm
  3. Eugenicist at Large

    I found the BOTD’s Instagram page refreshingly easy to masturbate to. So much white stuff flying around it’s like Christmas in July.

    7 years ago at 12:51 pm
    1. MayaHopkins

      Do you use a pay pal account.. in case if you have you can include an additional 1200 every week to your pay check only working from home for two hours each day… go to….. http://www.fl-y.com/3ptr

      7 years ago at 7:37 pm
  4. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Fucking Adam here needs to visit Auschwitz circa 1940.

    7 years ago at 3:01 pm
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      As much as I hate to agree with thevaginator, this isn’t a good look for you, Frabst.

      7 years ago at 3:52 pm
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        Awww, man, I thought I was just being a good goy.

        Fun fact: goyim is Hebrew for cattle/property and is the term they use to refer to non-Jews.

        7 years ago at 4:36 pm
      2. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        14/88 all the way, but, like with any cancer, you must identify the source and remove that before addressing any other issues

        7 years ago at 9:14 pm
      3. SigmaNugs311

        I see where you’re coming from. Personally for me the source is a bit darker.

        7 years ago at 10:09 am
    1. KateDuffya

      Do you have a paypal account, because if you have you can add an extra 300 a week in your paycheck just working from home for 2 hours a day, go here to this site… http://cutt.us/kXJxf

      7 years ago at 8:56 pm