FAIL FRIDAY: It’s the Weekend, We Movin’ Like Bernie
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

How do you fit four pledges on a bar stool? Turn it over. TFM.
-California

Oh, I get it. No.

The help asked if I could kick the dirt off my Sperrys before coming in the house. Beat her with a tennis racket. TFM.
-South Carolina

Svetlana shouldn’t have been givin’ you no lip.

Getting “homeless person drunk” every night. TFM.
-Illinois

Mad Dog 20/20 by the pallet.

Icing your best friend on the alter at his wedding when presenting the ring. TFM.
-California

I’m sure the bride found this hilarious as well, loser.

I got erectile dysfunction before my dad. TFTC.
-Kansas

That’s between you and your doctor…and apparently your dad.

Just thinking about using Meth all the time. NF. Actually tweaking on the beach. TFM.
-South Carolina

Are you trying to rationalize your meth use? Get help.

Got a visit from the “Bro Fairy” last night. I took a slampiece home, when I awoke she was gone and a natty was under my pillow. TFM.
-South Carolina

You, my friend, are a bro fairy.

I was pounding this pledges sweet booty hole and pulled out to shoot my man sauce but accidentally blasted a glob of my sweet and sour right into my bros eye. We made the pledge lick it out, we made him lick a bare eyeball!!!! TFM.
-Florida

This was obviously manufactured, and all GDIs who submit similar posts are not clever. Get back to your World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red, you fucking loser geed.

Banging my co-worker behind Chilis. Sorry your queso is cold. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better microwave my fucking queso, Chili’s guy.


Beta fails again.


Bangin my slam piece Frat style. TFM.


Repping DSig with my bro. TFM.


Fail Friday


This is just absurd.

Don’t let this ruin your weekend:

    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I loved watching this video. It was nice to see all the new contemporary kitchens they are coming out with now. Basketball court in the kitchen? Genius.

      14 years ago at 5:17 pm
    4. CHI_OMEGA_XO

      I can’t believe this girl is a Chi O!! A true sister would have stopped this madness in the making

      14 years ago at 7:59 pm
    8. KSgentleman

      They’re hardly even doing the bernie. This is just some weird seizure. What a shame. I’m okay with the bernie when you’re blacked, but this is a JOKE.

      14 years ago at 10:16 am
    9. bexchio

      As a chi o I’m quite offended. chi o’s are known for high standards and being a classy fraternity. This should of NEVER made it past standards

      14 years ago at 11:20 pm
    10. thefrattestofthemall

      im confused now… either sorority has officially been changed to fraternity and ive been living in a god damn cave for the past 3 years or these women just did not notice their mistake. and i am saying it is a mistake to give them the benefit of doubt that they of lesser intelligence

      14 years ago at 1:33 pm
    12. Sig Fratling

      Y’all sound like terrible sisters… I thought you were supposed to “Act womanly always.” Calling your sisters disgraces is NF.

      14 years ago at 2:40 pm
    13. sratinhard_agd

      theres no mistake in calling it a fraternity- women’s fraternities include at least one male founder. the term sorority wasnt even used until the second half of the 20th century.

      14 years ago at 7:31 pm
    14. macon_magnolia

      Actually Phi Mu and ADPi are both womens fraternities and neither of them had any male founders. Even though there are honorary male members in Phi Mu at least such as Robert E Lee.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    15. zlamohhotdamn

      ZTA is also a female fraternity, not because it has any male founders, but because it was founded on service, as well as sisterhood.

      14 years ago at 8:17 pm
  6. Blazers and Bourbon

    after the 4th time the girls hat fell off in the first 30 seconds i had to stop watching

    14 years ago at 3:40 pm
    2. James Sherrell

      I’m going to have to agree ^
      Ever since his debut a few months ago, it is definitely a running joke that I actually enjoy.

      14 years ago at 5:51 pm
    8. The_Chilis_Guy

      damn, someone got to it before i could. what am I supposed to post my life on now? facebook? I already update 3 – 4 times a day on there!

      14 years ago at 10:30 pm
  9. Dr FRATenstein

    wow that video was just sad and I only got through the first 15 seconds…

    14 years ago at 3:42 pm
    9. KSgentleman

      Delta Sigs are like this EVERYWHERE. They are worse than geeds at Kansas State and are around 50% openly gay.

      14 years ago at 10:14 am
    14. Daisy Buchanan

      If those two guys really were Delta Sigs then it’s embarassing, but any random geed could have submitted the photo.

      14 years ago at 4:54 pm
    15. materialgirl

      you go to school in the SEC and your name is “frats in camo?” that has to be a joke.

      14 years ago at 7:27 pm
    17. the_fratty_midwest

      Those guys are not representative of true delta sigs. But if they aren’t random geeds fuck all of you geeds for talking shit about my brothers.

      YITBOS

      14 years ago at 10:27 pm