FAIL FRIDAY: It’s the Weekend, We Movin’ Like Bernie
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
How do you fit four pledges on a bar stool? Turn it over. TFM.
-California
Oh, I get it. No.
The help asked if I could kick the dirt off my Sperrys before coming in the house. Beat her with a tennis racket. TFM.
-South Carolina
Svetlana shouldn’t have been givin’ you no lip.
Getting “homeless person drunk” every night. TFM.
-Illinois
Mad Dog 20/20 by the pallet.
Icing your best friend on the alter at his wedding when presenting the ring. TFM.
-California
I’m sure the bride found this hilarious as well, loser.
I got erectile dysfunction before my dad. TFTC.
-Kansas
That’s between you and your doctor…and apparently your dad.
Just thinking about using Meth all the time. NF. Actually tweaking on the beach. TFM.
-South Carolina
Are you trying to rationalize your meth use? Get help.
Got a visit from the “Bro Fairy” last night. I took a slampiece home, when I awoke she was gone and a natty was under my pillow. TFM.
-South Carolina
You, my friend, are a bro fairy.
I was pounding this pledges sweet booty hole and pulled out to shoot my man sauce but accidentally blasted a glob of my sweet and sour right into my bros eye. We made the pledge lick it out, we made him lick a bare eyeball!!!! TFM.
-Florida
This was obviously manufactured, and all GDIs who submit similar posts are not clever. Get back to your World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red, you fucking loser geed.
Banging my co-worker behind Chilis. Sorry your queso is cold. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better microwave my fucking queso, Chili’s guy.
Beta fails again.
Bangin my slam piece Frat style. TFM.
Repping DSig with my bro. TFM.
Fail Friday
This is just absurd.
Don’t let this ruin your weekend:
If you bernie while making my sandwich I will slice your nipples off
13 years ago at 3:43 pmHAHA what the fuck man that’s harsh. I gather bernie=retard seizure brought on by acute down syndrome. I feel like if a girl I was around began to do that my immediate reaction would be to club her caveman style.
13 years ago at 4:47 pmWow I feel bad for Chi Omega if those are actually Chi-O’s
13 years ago at 3:43 pmThose Chi Hoes are a disgrace to their organization and school’s Greek Life.
13 years ago at 9:59 pmclassic chi o… they should of stayed in that gym longer.
13 years ago at 3:44 pmEven the GDI in that video knows the girl in the pink nike shorts is a disgrace.
13 years ago at 3:44 pmOn another note: Welcome back Pike!
His reaction was pretty appropriate
13 years ago at 10:09 amMovin’ like Bernie? Vomit.
13 years ago at 3:44 pmGod damnit
13 years ago at 3:45 pmPiKA1868 is finally realizing he shouldn’t have joined pike.
13 years ago at 10:36 pmPike NF
pike had a good week. see the column. see buffalo and co. see xan hood. see heritage.
13 years ago at 11:19 pmI guess there really is a first for everything..
13 years ago at 12:19 am….you made your name fuck pike? fratty…
13 years ago at 6:28 amYeah I made my name fuck pike… and…
13 years ago at 10:26 pmmust mean he was one of those guys that didn’t get a bid and had to go his blow up slam piece
13 years ago at 10:47 pmRight dude I guess you consider a KD a blow up slam piece? I’m sorry I hurt your feelings but its probably the other way around… you didn.t get a bid so you went pike. Pike NF.
13 years ago at 7:13 pmWhat fraternity is in the last picture?
13 years ago at 3:46 pmLooks like they’re attempting to make the delta symbol with their hands maybe? Could be Delts, no idea other than that though.
13 years ago at 3:49 pmDelta Upsilon…haha jokes
13 years ago at 4:02 pmdefinitely delta chi. painful.
13 years ago at 5:50 pmLooks like delta chi
13 years ago at 6:32 pmDon’t know how you got DU out of that Dikembe
13 years ago at 8:50 pmNope Dikembe is right. These tools go to school with us, they definitely are Delta Upsilon
13 years ago at 9:01 pmIts a fraternity called Triangle. Its an engineering fraternity. Mostly asians (as depicted in the picture). I know they have a chapter at Penn State and UC Berkley.
13 years ago at 7:13 amIt def isn’t Triangle. They make there symbol with a “T” in the middle.
No clue who they are..
13 years ago at 7:38 amPlease don’t be DChi…very NF.
13 years ago at 2:02 pmhahaaa d chi
13 years ago at 2:49 pmI really hope they aren’t DU’s.
13 years ago at 8:47 pmI really wanna say Lambda Chi?
13 years ago at 1:48 pmlooks like dchi to me.
13 years ago at 7:34 pmPlease don’t be D-chi. Damnit. That doesn’t look like any Delta Chi thing I’ve ever seen though. Hopefully that guy about DU’s was right.
13 years ago at 10:06 pmlets pray that DerekHuff is right because if that’s delta chi, then those kids are 1. retarded bc no one makes dchi with their hands like that, and 2. deserve to be blackballed
13 years ago at 10:21 amITB
Can’t be Delta Chi, I’ve never seen any of us do that ever. What they’re doing is some kind of shitfuck.
13 years ago at 1:13 pmITB.
You guys are all geeds its Delta Tau Delta
13 years ago at 4:47 pmFuckin flat bills.
13 years ago at 3:46 pmSpeak the truth
13 years ago at 12:07 pmFirst solid Fail Friday in a while.
13 years ago at 3:46 pmoxymoron
13 years ago at 4:22 pmThe chilis guy is back. Was the co-worker of black descent?
13 years ago at 3:47 pmShe was a blacksican. Half black-half Mexican.
13 years ago at 6:27 pmBlack descent. Wow, you sound retarded.
13 years ago at 10:12 amShe was half black, half mexican.
13 years ago at 11:52 am