FAIL FRIDAY: Lacking In Honor
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and six videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Being the best looking dude in the room while still giving 0 fucks. TFM.

What the fuck does that even mean?

I ate my slam out for 69 hours straight. Everything I eat now tastes like frat. TFM.

No, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.

They said, “Little bro, you were given a bid to do frat things.” And you know what? They were right. TFM.

I want to uppercut you right in the dick.

A GDI asked me today why I thought I was better than him. I responded, “Because one of my shotguns is worth more than your car.” TFM.

And the try-hard gods smiled upon you this day.

Having pink eye and hooking up with a girl then deny having pink eye the next day. TFM.

That’s not really something you can outright deny. Pretty obvious symptoms.

Being a fifth year and still hanging out around the local high school to hit on girls that are untainted. TFM.

There is more than a 100% chance this dude does prison time at some point.

Not being able to achieve an erection without having a gun to your head. TFM.

You have deeply rooted psychological issues, friend.

I’m not gay, but a good looking man in a tight pair of baseball pants revs my engines. TFM.

You just have an appreciation for the male physique, that’s all.

If I get a boner in class, I punch it as hard as I can till it goes away. TFM.

Good move. Best not to make a scene.

Legally changing your name to Pablo so you can tell people the new Kanye album is based on your life. TFM.

Being declared clinically insane because you’re clinically insane. TFM.

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Everyone has to sleep somewhere.
Everyone has to sleep somewhere.
Cool sleeve tat.
Cool sleeve tat.
Homer is probably the coolest member of the chapter.
Homer is probably the coolest member of the chapter.
You dumb sons of bitches.
You dumb sons of bitches.
What in the shit?
What in the shit?
Damn, dude. Kicking him while he's down.
Damn, dude. Kicking him while he’s down.
He might never make it out from under there.
He might never make it out from under there.
Tony Stark in the house.
Tony Stark in the house.
Bet the girls thought this was so cute!
Bet the girls thought this was so cute!
Hey, chucko, that doesn't smell like mud.
Hey, chucko, that doesn’t smell like mud.
Total scumbag move.
Total scumbag move.
The lights are on but no one is home.
The lights are on but no one is home.
Goob squad in formation.
Goob squad in formation.
That is where you belong. On the ground. With trash.
That is where you belong. On the ground. With trash.
You people are shameless.
You people are shameless.
That is one hell of a piss puddle.
That is one hell of a piss puddle.
The above human did not have sex that night.
The above human did not have sex that night.
Punch yourself in the face.
Punch yourself in the face.
Pooping and puking. TFM.
Pooping and puking. TFM.
Got a little on your shirt there, chief.
Got a little on your shirt there, chief.
Just another princess.
Just another princess.

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I’m a Rambler (Rambler Things)

If The Revenant Was Made By A Fraternity

Sorority girl down. #TFM

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Public intoxication. #TFM

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Enjoying the outdoors. #TFM

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Chaser

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  3. ThePatternIsFull

    Damn it intern. You fucked up my morning shit, and now you’ve fucked up my damn lunch. Your father is the town’s drunk bastard and your mother is a whore. Fuck you.

    9 years ago at 10:09 am
    1. ThePatternIsFull

      Damn it intern. Damn it. I’m going to call St Landy Parish Crime Stoppers and get Captain Clay Higgins hunting your ass down if you ever submit another Fail Friday that was as shitty and disappointing as this one. Because let’s face it “the people that know you don’t really like you anyway. So when it comes down to you or $1000 in cold hard cash, they’ll take the cash.”

      9 years ago at 10:37 am
      4. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

        It’s amazing how quickly you turned “honestly funny” into “go pavement diving”

        9 years ago at 2:52 pm
  4. Jehrry

    That’s what I love about high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age

    9 years ago at 10:13 am
  5. East Coast

    The pic of the midget with the wakeboard raises a lot more questions than it answers

    9 years ago at 10:13 am
    2. Da_Frattest69

      I’ll gladly take laps just go say the wakeboarding pic is kind of cool

      9 years ago at 6:17 pm
  6. Frat Jack

    I’ll have to brag on you intern. You’ve been consistent with your Fail Fridays. But still, fuck you.

    9 years ago at 10:14 am
  8. Khal Drogo

    Lap me, but I think the wakeboard picture is pretty awesome. Not much can beat a day on the lake with some girls, beer and athletic competition, wether that be wakeboarding or skiing

    9 years ago at 10:17 am