FAIL FRIDAY: Last Call For Alcohol
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Intentionally failing enough classes so your GPA matches your average daily BAC of .30. TFM.

Bold men make bold moves.

Spiking random drinks at the party with Viagra so there are raging erections everywhere. TFM.

That’s what everyone is looking for in a party.

Having to get a special concealed carry permit for your dick because it’s so big. TFM.

I don’t think that’s a thing.

Immediately copping a pair of Lonzo Ball’s BBB sneakers because poors can’t afford them. TFM.

Shine on the haters, fam.

Never partaking in sexual intercourse because there’s not a female on this earth worth of your pretty penis. TFM.

With a penis that pretty I think you really do have to maintain abstinence.

I really struggle with basic arithmetic but it’s fine because I’m fratty and my dad owns a hot tub company. TFM.

Everyone knows hot tub sales are the one thing that never falters during a recession.

Whenever the AUX cord at the party is left unattended and you throw on Harry Styles new hit jam. TFM.

Choke yourself out with the AUX for us one time.

Buying your girl a poodle puppy and naming it the same name as you and telling her “So I’ll always be with you babe.” TFM.

She must be a really special lady.

Commissioning a fully nude painting of yourself to hang in the fraternity house common area. TFM.

I’m actually all about this move.

I’ve been called the Andre Agassi of my frat because I have mad flow and have been known to toot a little crystal now and then. TFM.

Meth is making a huge comeback in fraternity culture.

Man down.
Man down.
All of the shame.
All of the shame.
What is wrong with you people?
What is wrong with you people?
This is perfection.
This is perfection.
You should kill the man who sold you that suit.
You should kill the man who sold you that suit.
Fedora life is the only life worth living.
Fedora life is the only life worth living.
Its called brothership.
It’s called brothership.
Good Lord is that a protractor?
Good Lord is that a protractor?
Let the devil out of you son.
Let the devil out of you son.
If this is a full-blown permanent tattoo, it might be the worst of all-time.
If this is a full-blown permanent tattoo, it might be the worst of all-time.
You alright, bud?
You alright, bud?
Kid has a lightsaber.
Kid has a lightsaber.
He fuchs.
He fuchs.
If this doesnt get people to rush their chapter, nothing will.
If this doesn’t get people to rush their chapter, nothing will.
I know its for charity but man these photos are a bad look.
I know it’s for charity but man these photos are a bad look.
True brothership means holding each other up.
True brothership means holding each other up.
The lights are on but no ones home.
The lights are on but no one’s home.
Their hearts will go on and on.
Their hearts will go on and on.
Nah son nothing chose you.
Nah son nothing and no one chose you.
NEEEEEEEERDS.
NEEEEEEEERDS.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Paddy Murphy Week 2017

Don't do this

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"How's your semester going?"

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Crumpled.

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He's so nice

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Life comes at you fast

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Chaser

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  2. SigmaNugs311

    I gotta say Ross, you’ve definitely done a hell of a job with Fail Friday. It comes out every Friday at the same time. Keep it up and please don’t turn it back over to a dipshit intern.

    7 years ago at 5:40 am
    1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

      I love it, but put it out at 10am so I don’t read it when I’m bitter and hungover

      7 years ago at 8:19 am
      1. InternationalFratStudent

        Or.. OR…. now it’s just a thought. You just simply don’t read it until the time you desire…

        7 years ago at 8:38 am
    2. Ross Bolen

      If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself. Thank you for recognizing greatness.

      7 years ago at 10:21 am
  4. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

    If that frat life kid isn’t the complete embodiment of pi kapp, I honestly don’t know what is.

    7 years ago at 5:50 am
      1. TheeRockySulli

        It’s not a protractor though, pretty sure it’s a lawn dart. Which if you don’t know is a gigantic fucking dart that’s illegal in the US now because there were too many fatalities.

        7 years ago at 8:24 am
  6. DrGonzoTFM

    When I saw that blue suit all I could think of was “You oughta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death”

    7 years ago at 6:20 am
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Guarantee they’ve all used the term “m’lady” unironically.

      7 years ago at 5:10 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Sharks are nude all the time. Except sometimes I put on my letters or dress up or theme parties and formals. ShAF

      7 years ago at 5:26 pm
  10. InternationalFratStudent

    Commissioning a naked portrait of yourself for the common area is a fucking power move

    7 years ago at 7:54 am
      1. SigmaNugs311

        I was thinking the same thing. I know that Sistine Chapel one has definitely been on here before. Still laughed.

        7 years ago at 10:04 am
    2. Ross Bolen

      I hope not. Sometimes shit gets sent back in and I can’t remember if I’ve seen it before because I used it already or because I saved it to use later. Life is hard.

      7 years ago at 10:22 am
      1. Dickson

        Protractor boy has definitely shown his face before but regardless good job Ross I can actually shit and read

        7 years ago at 10:26 am