FAIL FRIDAY: Last Call For Alcohol

Ross Bolen8 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Intentionally failing enough classes so your GPA matches your average daily BAC of .30. TFM.

Bold men make bold moves.

Spiking random drinks at the party with Viagra so there are raging erections everywhere. TFM.

That’s what everyone is looking for in a party.

Having to get a special concealed carry permit for your dick because it’s so big. TFM.

I don’t think that’s a thing.

Immediately copping a pair of Lonzo Ball’s BBB sneakers because poors can’t afford them. TFM.

Shine on the haters, fam.

Never partaking in sexual intercourse because there’s not a female on this earth worth of your pretty penis. TFM.

With a penis that pretty I think you really do have to maintain abstinence.

I really struggle with basic arithmetic but it’s fine because I’m fratty and my dad owns a hot tub company. TFM.

Everyone knows hot tub sales are the one thing that never falters during a recession.

Whenever the AUX cord at the party is left unattended and you throw on Harry Styles new hit jam. TFM.

Choke yourself out with the AUX for us one time.

Buying your girl a poodle puppy and naming it the same name as you and telling her “So I’ll always be with you babe.” TFM.

She must be a really special lady.

Commissioning a fully nude painting of yourself to hang in the fraternity house common area. TFM.

I’m actually all about this move.

I’ve been called the Andre Agassi of my frat because I have mad flow and have been known to toot a little crystal now and then. TFM.

Meth is making a huge comeback in fraternity culture.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Paddy Murphy Week 2017

Chaser

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