FAIL FRIDAY: Last Place Losers
8 years ago

Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and five videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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I love the holidays because I get to see my hot aunt and occasionally I’ll brush up against her and get wood. TFM.

The hell is wrong with you, son?

My dog will jump on the bed and lick my taint while I make the fuck. TFM.

Probably because your taint is covered in peanut butter.

Never opening your eyes during sex because you only bang slampigs. TFM.

I assume a slampig is not a good thing.

Getting a bid based on your jawline alone. TFM.

Someone desperately needs to kick your ass.

Ejacking to the beat of the song you bone to. TFM.

What?

Still watching Alladin on the reg because Prince Ali is frat as fucks. TFM.

Grow up, Peter Pan.

Me llamo Carlos yo soy fuck machine. TFM.

Hola Carlos.

Chugging vodka until you lose all bodily function and shit yourself on the dance floor mid-party. TFM.

Vodka? Pussy.

My college was easy to get into but my dingaling has been hard the whole time I’ve been here. TFM.

That’s really fantastic to hear.

I have two rules: no fatties and no touching my hair. TFM.

Well the first one is understandable.

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Triangle of goobers.
Triangle of goobers.
That was a terrible, terrible idea.
That was a terrible, terrible idea.
Sisters for life!
Sisters for life!
Sorority squatters.
Sorority squatters.
Interesting choice of Christmas card.
Interesting choice of Christmas card.
They left his ass.
They left his ass.
I don't think that's going to happen, champ.
I don’t think that’s going to happen, champ.
Ayo there's a cig up your nose.
Ayo there’s a cig up your nose.
Balance is key.
Balance is key.
He's really going for it.
He’s really going for it.
Let it all out.
Let it all out.
The fuck?
The fuck?
Oh no.
Oh no.
That is never good.
That is never good.
Cheeseball caption son of a betch.
Cheeseball caption son of a betch.
Well that is terrifying.
Well that is terrifying.
Damn it, guys.
Damn it, guys.
Throw it up.
Throw it up.
Gang gang gang gang.
Gang gang gang gang.
Looks so comfy.
Looks so comfy.

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  6. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    That Indian on the far left looks like a malnourished Abe Lincoln.

    8 years ago at 4:11 am
    2. Stan Spinnaker

      I mean Abe was malnourished growing up. It probably affected his brain development leading to that terrible decision on the first day of 1863.

      8 years ago at 6:47 pm
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        The war of northern aggression is truly a black mark on this nation’s history.

        8 years ago at 7:34 pm
  7. Sultan Of Swat

    The guy stabbing himself while playing five finger fillet, then continuing. Good guy, that guy.

    8 years ago at 4:17 am
  10. MalcolmSex

    I’m not kidding when I say I was arrested again last night for spitting and berating the same homeless guy who i pissed on two days ago. I can’t catch a fucking break here.

    8 years ago at 9:22 am