FAIL FRIDAY: Learn How To F*ck
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Packing a bunch of snow into your jeans to cool down your hot frock (frat cock). TFM.
Keep that thing on ice.
Going to the local mall every day in December to sit on Santa’s lap for a photo. TFM.
Whatever gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Getting CTE so bad from caveman-ing beers that you might as well have played in the NFL. TFM.
Donate your brain to science for the culture.
Going to church every Sunday to pray for forgiveness for all the butt you munched that week. TFM.
That’s no sin, friend.
The monster within me craves MD 20/20 daily. TFM.
You need to check in somewhere and dry out.
When your bulge is so prevalent that the professor has to ask you to stop wearing jeans to class because mamis are getting so wet that the slick floor is creating a fire hazard. TFM.
You are sick in the head.
Posting up in the quad with binoculars because it’s yoga pants and ass-eating recruitment SZN. TFM.
Next level creeping.
Spending the holiday season volunteering at your local homeless shelter because there are some bad bitches without homes who could catch this seminal fluid. TFM.
Ol’ bottom-feeding ass philanthropist.
Here’s my Christmas list: JUUL. TFM.
We get it you toss clouds.
Getting thrown out of the bar for taking a shit in a potted plant. TFM.
Well yeah, you can’t do that.
Chaser
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I love the way Micah says “buhbye” at the end of the TFM News podcast. Feels great especially when I shove my phone up my ass, as the podcast ends
6 years ago at 11:44 amNo wonder that boy got hit! The other boy was supposed to yell “Annie Over” before he threw it over the house! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 1:07 pmAnd I don’t mean to be a Negative Nancy, but if someone tries to put his head through sheetrock and hits a solid wood wall, please take him to the emergency room immediately! His mom will thank you later!
6 years ago at 1:18 pmFor a while, I thought BOTD was going to represent Fail Friday. She looks a bit..uh. ..rough. I still would, of course, but not your finest work.
6 years ago at 1:18 pmShe’s not even wearing underwear in the first set of pics. I’m not sure whether to cut my losses or go all in!
6 years ago at 4:11 pmYour definition of going all in you means creaming your cargo shorts as you attempt to say hi to her at the gym little man.
6 years ago at 5:19 pmYou know who doesn’t know how to fuck? The commenters on this site because they’re all virgins
6 years ago at 2:06 pmYou’re one of ’em.
6 years ago at 2:34 pmIt’s kind of funny how most of these goobers brag about how they have small dicks and can only last 3 minutes in bed, yet sad that they don’t know how to satisfy a bitch. Oh well, guess that’s just more pussy for the alpha males like me.
6 years ago at 4:07 pmNo bid.
6 years ago at 4:12 pmSays the kid who’s admitted on this site that he isn’t in a fraternity. Fucking dumbass
6 years ago at 5:17 pmHaven’t done that. I’m a Kappa Sig. Unlike you, my story has been consistent since day 1.
6 years ago at 5:32 pmCan confirm. Fratty Couples is a self-loathing Kappa Sigma who wishes he was a Kappa Alpha.
6 years ago at 6:48 pmThat’s scarily accurate.
6 years ago at 11:49 amYou’ve admitted you dropped you fucking dumbass. You’re a geed. And I’ve said my affiliation on here before, but if you don’t remember you’ll just have to look through my comments to find out. Which one of you peasants wants to dance?
6 years ago at 10:51 pmYou’ve admitted to never being able to get within 10 feet of a female without creaming your trousers
6 years ago at 12:17 pmWhich makes me straighter than you.
6 years ago at 11:50 amI like bitches that leave snail trails when they’re into it, I just won’t touch their dirty laundry. Vaginal discharge smells foul when it’s dried.
6 years ago at 2:15 pmPIKE really hit that Spartan theme at the hight of its popularity.
6 years ago at 3:27 pmFeel like BOTD is like a used Mercedes you think it’s real solid and you get out on the interstate and she breaks down and has major problems.
6 years ago at 5:44 pm