FAIL FRIDAY: Monogrammed Jizz Rags

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Working out in a top hat so all the bitches at the gym notice my Swolebroham Lincoln swag. TFM.
-Georgia

Ole Honest Abe used to pull tons of ass at the gym.

“Has anyone ever told you how good your lips would look around my dick?” TFM.
-Texas

If that line doesn’t work, nothing will.

Walked into a Red Mango with my frat log hangin’ outta my chinos so all the fro-yo lovin’ summer slams would know what they’re up against. TFM.
-Indiana

Way to set the tone. Hang loose.

Drinking copious amounts of water and then peeing in the ladies’ bathroom at the frat castle, without flushing. That way, when any sorostitute goes poop, she gets some nice splashback from me. Indirect butt pee. TBPM.
-Alabama

He’s an innovator, ladies and gentlemen.

Popping an Addy as your pre workout, then shotgunning a Natty as your post workout. TFM.
-California

Your heart is going to explode.

Monogrammed jizz rags. TFM.
–Virginia

Just a ridiculously crusty rag with your prestigious initials on it.

Wearing an polo oxford and chubbies and glasses around your neck to a black tie event and getting the best dressed award. TFM.
-Florida

You sure that award didn’t read “Trying The Hardest?”

They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend. TFM.
-Texas

Because you didn’t, and you aren’t one.

Initiating a brother’s newly wedded wife with a cock slap to the face. TFM.
–Missouri

Well that’s one way to avoid getting invited to any dinner parties.

Submitting videos of me beating my frat meat to audition for the The Real World…and getting picked for every season. TFM.
-Tennessee

This is getting out of control.

Hey guy, your chair is on fire.

Looks like what the lesbian grunge version of Madonna would wear.

Sometimes the night ends with you passed out while tiny Asians snap photos of you.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I wonder if that hose fits in his cargos.

Apparently that’s his mother.

Breaking your face the night before composite pictures. TFM.

Do you even lift, bro?

Duck face. TSM.

Some of you people take shaming too far.

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