FAIL FRIDAY: My Dad Owns A Dealership
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Long-boarding through the quad with your cock out to show all the hoes it swangs low. TFM.

Damn you must pull.

Losing your tuition money on the Texas A&M money line and resorting to selling dry handjobs under a bridge. Fratty stuff!

We’re rebranding TFM to “Fratty stuff!” effective immediately.

Having zero dollars to your name so you mask up and rob a gas station to make sure you have enough beer on gameday. TFM.

He’s just out there struggling to survive.

Following Katy Perry’s tour around the country and crying at every single show because those titties poppin’. TFM.

There has to be more to life.

Shaving your legs so that you’ll be more aerodynamic when you chase down the paper. TFM.

It’s called strategery.

It’s football season which means putting on your girlfriend’s sundress when she’s in class and filming yourself dancing to Taylor Swift. TFM.

Whatever makes you happy.

Rewarding yourself for a long week of getting crazy amounts of ass by getting even more crazy amounts of ass on the weekend. TFM.

Damn y’all this dude is swimming in it.

Refusing to make love to anything but the new XXXTENTACION. TFM.

That’s an interesting way to live.

I pay my dues on time, go above and beyond with community service hours, go to church on Sunday, study hard and take my own notes in class, and would never cheat on my girlfriend. Now THAT is a TFM!

You should run for political office or something you goody two-shoes braggart.

Eating way too many edibles and spending 7 straight hours attempting to suck your own penis. TFM.

Well yeah, don’t do that.

Guarantee one of their dads owns a car dealership.
Guarantee one of their dads owns a car dealership.
Being comfortable enough with your sexuality to just grab your bro's entire package. #TFM
Being comfortable enough with your sexuality to just grab your bro’s entire package. #TFM
You should probably have your fraternity spelled correctly on your rush tent.
You should probably have your fraternity spelled correctly on your rush tent.
Why, guys? Just why?
Why, guys? Just why?
Weird choice for your first tat.
Weird choice for your first tat.
Hey man youre bleeding a little.
Hey man you’re bleeding a little.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.
Girl in the back is choosing life.
Girl in the back is choosing life.
Cut that shit out, son.
Cut that shit out, son.
This is what happens when you lose to Liberty.
This is what happens when you lose to Liberty.
Saturdays are for wearing a Santa hat while you puke into a plastic bag in front of an open Vaseline bottle.
Saturdays are for wearing a Santa hat while you puke into a plastic bag in front of an open Vaseline bottle.
Everybody gotta sleep somewhere.
Everybody gotta sleep somewhere.
Man down.
Man down.
Looks like this was a successful night.
Looks like this was a successful night.
Plank Pledge is out.
Plank Pledge is out.
Shameful ass hat-wearing face mask having goobers.
Shameful ass hat-wearing face mask having goobers.
Fuck is right.
Fuck is right.
Hell yeah! Happy for you guys.
Hell yeah! Happy for you guys.
Bunch of fraters.
Bunch of fraters.
Something is very, very wrong with this butt.
Something is very, very wrong with this butt.

Hard to believe he didn't stripe it with such a pure swing like that (@Jausinthehouse)

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Shooting your shot (@ryan11oconnell)

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Someone call this guy an Uber (@tonyherscu)

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Wait for it (@_tophh)

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  4. The one with the kid puking in the toilet and the other kid falling in the tub appears to be a setup.

    7 years ago at 1:25 pm
  6. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    If there is more to life than watching Katy perrys tits poppin i sure haven’t found it

    7 years ago at 2:36 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      The are pleasantly bulbous. Voluptuous even. I have my concerns about what her nips look/taste like. Need a sample. For science.

      7 years ago at 3:23 pm
  7. JC24

    Can you imagine spending all that money on a tent just to misspell your fraternity name on it?

    7 years ago at 4:23 pm