FAIL FRIDAY: New Money Trash
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Made a pledge kiss me and then made fun of him for being gay after he did it. TFM.

You got him good.

Catching wood while watching SportsCenter. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number Mrs. Linda Cohn. I’m young and I’m ready. Please fuck me. TFM.

Yeah, I’m sure she’s going to see this.

Bringing your own roll of toilet paper to parties just in case. TFM.

Never know when that IBS is going to act up. Can’t be too careful.

Knew I had to join a frat after realizing I had a little wang in the 6th grade after a weird locker room experience. TFM.

Thanks for sharing with the class.

Using your hand to lift the shitty public toilet seat because you don’t want anything to get on your new Sperrys. TFM.

This guy has his priorities straight.

Delivering a cease and desist to your stepdad to quit fingering your mom while your home for the summer. TFM.

Cute family you’ve got there.

Getting the DJ at your father’s country club fired for playing “Black Or White” by Michael Jackson. TFM.

Dat’s rayciss.

Was going to buy a brand new car today, until I saw it had a 2.0L I4 GDI engine. Then I called the salesman a try-hard and told him to fuck back off to his dorm. TFM.

Salesman was probably utterly confused.

Keeping price tags on all articles of clothing so when you’re out and about, everyone knows how fucking rich you are. TFM. #affluence #oldmoney

You are new money trash.

Slamming my dick into a vacuum cleaner while I’m thinking about the weekend. TFM.

Vacuum…vacuum cleaner fucker, do you need assistance?

At least he made it to a drain.
At least he made it to a drain.
Great Wall of Goobers.
Great Wall of Goobers.
Maybe don't advertise that.
Maybe don’t advertise that.
Ladies love that outfit.
Ladies love that outfit.
Repping to the fullest.
Repping to the fullest.
Perfect entry.
Perfect entry.
What is this pose?
What is this pose?
Nice strategic belly button display.
Nice strategic belly button display.
Oscar the Grouch style sleeping.
Oscar the Grouch style sleeping.
She's ashamed of you, guy.
She’s ashamed of you, guy.
Dude is going to wake up and lose an eye to a chair leg.
Dude is going to wake up and lose an eye to a chair leg.
You got caught by the camera, creep.
You got caught by the camera, creep.
Midriff and yackage.
Midriff and yackage.
Gonna need an hour-long shower to recover from this.
Gonna need an hour-long shower to recover from this.
What a dickhead.
What a dickhead.
#TFFD
#TFFD
That would be an old school TFM sailboat ass tat.
That would be an old school TFM sailboat ass tat.
Man down.
Man down.
Guessing he got locked out. Still got to grub doe.
Guessing he got locked out. Still got to grub doe.
A lot going on here.
A lot going on here.

Party Like I’m George W.

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  2. BoatShoesAndBooze

    The first picture was posted within the past two months. Intern, please chug bleach.

    10 years ago at 11:36 am
    1. ChiefChampSport

      Everyone would be staring if that was their date, he was just unfortunate enough to be caught by the camera

      10 years ago at 12:50 pm