FAIL FRIDAY: No Pants, No Problem
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Bidding a bunch of autistic kids so there’s less competition in the pussy department. TFM.

Come on, man. Just…come on.

Cleaning her shit off your dick and heading back to the bar. TFM.

You disgusting bastard.

Wearing so much Ralph Lauren that your bros question if you’re parents are major steak holders. Honestly, TFTC.

Honestly, I want to change your face with my fist.

My frock (frat cock) slipped out of my frants (frat pants) in class the other day and some chick just started giving me a frandjob (frat hand job). TFM.

What’s the difference between a normal handjob and a frandjob, I wonder?

Asking LensCrafters if the protection plan covers your croakies as well. TFM.

I give up. I just don’t get it anymore.

Actually wearing spandex pants, and then realizing it does make your ass look amazing. TFM.

That Lululemon is a miracle worker. There’s no denying that.

Posting all your workouts on twitter so your bros can know how swole you’re getting. TFM.

You’re the worst kind of person.

Asking the dime piece blonde working at the Walgreens drive thru pharmacy to throw a handle of Captain and a couple Magnum XLs in along with your STD medication. TFM.

Quite the charmer you are.

Faking an injury during intramural games so all the babes will feel sorry for you and want to do you. TFM.

Let us know how that works out for you.

Getting written up on a nightly basis for violating quiet hours due to singing “Wagon Wheel” to slams. TFM.

All hail King Cheese Dick.

That is unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
Shirtless Splash Mountain.
Riding Splash Mountain shirtless is totally normal.
Speeeeeeeeew.
Speeeeeeeeew.
No, no you aren't.
No, no you aren’t.
In and out at the same damn time. Why not?
In and out at the same damn time. Why not?
Damn it don't use our sailboat on your tank if you're gonna do this.
Damn it don’t use our sailboat on your tank if you’re gonna do this.
Good form.
Good form.
Good try, good effort.
Good try, good effort.
No words.
No words.
Pull up your pants, you heathen.
Pull up your pants, you heathen.
Actually HE'S a tiger. You're just a guy in a white tee with a stupid face.
Actually HE’S a tiger. You’re just a guy in a white tee with a stupid face.
Straight thug mean mug.
Straight thug mean mug.
Krispy Kreme Komposite.
Krispy Kreme Komposite.
Tug-o-goober.
Tug-o-goober.
Hey guy, you lost your pants.
Hey guy, you lost your pants.
Yaaaaaaack.
Yaaaaaaack.
Interesting bathroom situation.
Interesting bathroom situation.
You done got mummified.
You done got mummified.
Pretty sure you're violating the course dress code.
Pretty sure you’re violating the course dress code.
Man down.
Man down.

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  2. ShmeepStar

    I hope you’re enjoying your time at Grandex, Intern, because you’re going to be spending the rest of your worthless life flipping burgers at Weenie Hut Jr.

    11 years ago at 6:00 pm
    1. Thad_Castle

      That’s if everyone here doesn’t make him take an extended trip to Weenie Hut General.

      11 years ago at 6:50 pm
  4. jerkwithamustache

    My noon poop got pushed to 7pm. Thanks a lot you failed abortion I think I might be going to the ER. NF

    11 years ago at 6:04 pm
  5. ImNateHlggers

    “Think fast Intern, Im coming down your chimney with a hot sack of sperm for your mother. Charge up your camcorder and prepare to die”

    11 years ago at 6:04 pm
  6. CosmoKramer

    Glad you finally got Bacon’s frock out of your mouth and decided to post Fail Friday.

    11 years ago at 6:05 pm
    1. Forever Unclean

      Those guys really should have their own column, they are fail friday verterans.

      11 years ago at 6:32 pm