FAIL FRIDAY: No Pants, No Problem
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Bidding a bunch of autistic kids so there’s less competition in the pussy department. TFM.

Come on, man. Just…come on.

Cleaning her shit off your dick and heading back to the bar. TFM.

You disgusting bastard.

Wearing so much Ralph Lauren that your bros question if you’re parents are major steak holders. Honestly, TFTC.

Honestly, I want to change your face with my fist.

My frock (frat cock) slipped out of my frants (frat pants) in class the other day and some chick just started giving me a frandjob (frat hand job). TFM.

What’s the difference between a normal handjob and a frandjob, I wonder?

Asking LensCrafters if the protection plan covers your croakies as well. TFM.

I give up. I just don’t get it anymore.

Actually wearing spandex pants, and then realizing it does make your ass look amazing. TFM.

That Lululemon is a miracle worker. There’s no denying that.

Posting all your workouts on twitter so your bros can know how swole you’re getting. TFM.

You’re the worst kind of person.

Asking the dime piece blonde working at the Walgreens drive thru pharmacy to throw a handle of Captain and a couple Magnum XLs in along with your STD medication. TFM.

Quite the charmer you are.

Faking an injury during intramural games so all the babes will feel sorry for you and want to do you. TFM.

Let us know how that works out for you.

Getting written up on a nightly basis for violating quiet hours due to singing “Wagon Wheel” to slams. TFM.

All hail King Cheese Dick.

That is unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
Shirtless Splash Mountain.
Riding Splash Mountain shirtless is totally normal.
Speeeeeeeeew.
Speeeeeeeeew.
No, no you aren't.
No, no you aren’t.
In and out at the same damn time. Why not?
In and out at the same damn time. Why not?
Damn it don't use our sailboat on your tank if you're gonna do this.
Damn it don’t use our sailboat on your tank if you’re gonna do this.
Good form.
Good form.
Good try, good effort.
Good try, good effort.
No words.
No words.
Pull up your pants, you heathen.
Pull up your pants, you heathen.
Actually HE'S a tiger. You're just a guy in a white tee with a stupid face.
Actually HE’S a tiger. You’re just a guy in a white tee with a stupid face.
Straight thug mean mug.
Straight thug mean mug.
Krispy Kreme Komposite.
Krispy Kreme Komposite.
Tug-o-goober.
Tug-o-goober.
Hey guy, you lost your pants.
Hey guy, you lost your pants.
Yaaaaaaack.
Yaaaaaaack.
Interesting bathroom situation.
Interesting bathroom situation.
You done got mummified.
You done got mummified.
Pretty sure you're violating the course dress code.
Pretty sure you’re violating the course dress code.
Man down.
Man down.

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  5. Booze_Hound

    7 pm? Intern, you’ve sunk to a new low. I’m not sure what time schedule you’re on, but this is unacceptable. I’ve seen more progress made amongst the Obama administration, than you’ve made today. I’ve been reasonable with you, but this is the last straw. I encourage you to change your name, leave the TFM office in Austin, and move to Syria, Iraq, or potentially Afghanistan. That way, none of us, ever have to deal with an atrocity like this ever again. On behalf of everyone, I hate you.

    11 years ago at 6:21 pm
  6. FratTheDipper

    It’s late as shit right now intern. I want so badly right now to kidnap you, beat you with old sperry’s and then lock you in my basement with all of the worst pledge masters from around the country. Preferably a few TKE pledge masters will be involved so they can make you elephant walk with yourself (or they may want to join in) all day and all night. However, the adverse affect would be that you’d then be locked in my basement and would want to kill yourself eventually, resulting in no more Fail Friday ever again. You see how fucked up and how selfish this is of you? Posting this so late makes people want you to die, which could take Fail Friday away for good. Which means no more TFM readers soon enough. Then Grandex eventually falls apart. Everyone loses their jobs. Dorn’s obsession with children gets worse due to depression. SFPL has nothing. Bacon starts writing films and “comedy-porns”. Then America has to watch Bacon’s stupid films and dumb fucking “comedy-porns”. So, it’s actually very important that you ust do your damn easy job and get Fail Friday out on time? DON’T MAKE AMERICA WATCH ANY OF BACON’S MOVIES OR COMEDY-PORNS, YOU ASSHOLE!

    11 years ago at 6:23 pm
    4. Booze_Hound

      I’m know I’m being “that asshole” right now, but I thought this was funny.

      11 years ago at 8:05 pm
  7. USArmy

    Intern! What the fuck is your malfunction? Fail Friday is so late it might as well be fucking pregnant! Get your shit together!!

    11 years ago at 6:26 pm
  8. Professor Haze

    I was drunk before Fail Friday came out.. Actually that’s always the case. Carry on

    11 years ago at 6:26 pm
  9. FrattataIsEvolving

    Either that second to last guy shit on the course, or he’s god awful at golf.

    11 years ago at 6:29 pm
    1. TGailGoodrichM

      I’ve only heard of that if you’re not past the women’s tees, but those tees were blue so that’s out of the question.

      11 years ago at 7:40 pm
  10. sdh266

    Intern! You fucking waste of flesh and bone! Your sister is going to get kickfucked to death unless Fail Friday is posted before 11am next week!!

    You have been warned…

    11 years ago at 6:39 pm
  11. sotallytober

    intern, intern, intern. It isn’t that hard. I’m sure there’s enough morons submitting shitty content to this site on a daily basis for you to prepare at least 2-3 fail fridays in advance. That way when someone forgets to unchain the gimp suit and you can’t get to your computer you’re not SOL.

    11 years ago at 6:41 pm