FAIL FRIDAY
14 years ago

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

  2. sperrys and stones

    hahah i hope you do this every week, snu video was my favorite though haha.

    14 years ago at 3:20 pm
  3. North Fratolina

    wow, i had a tiny (beyond microscopic level) bit of respect for Sigma Nu, but that video just killed it.
    Also those “TFMs” are complete jokes

    14 years ago at 3:21 pm
    2. Fratatonic

      He’s from North Carolina, did you expect him to understand that this was a joke?
      And that Sigma Nu video is from California which is an entire state devoted to liberals so I expect nothing from them.

      14 years ago at 4:00 pm
    1. KA JoeBro

      This makes Sigma Nu look bad, they are number one on Greek rank at OU for a reason. Sigma Nu = FaF

      14 years ago at 4:08 pm
    2. 1236 Delt

      Sigma Nu at OU isn’t even in existence… They got their charter pulled by nationals for having all of 8 guys living in the house. For the love of God I hope you were being sarcastic.

      14 years ago at 7:53 pm
  10. Fratrick Swayze 1856

    You belong in some sort of half assed street gang, not a fraternity.

    14 years ago at 3:33 pm