FAIL FRIDAY
Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas
No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.
New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia
Wait, what?
I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi
I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.
Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas
Clearly, this guy is old money.
Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California
FaF.
Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:
Rendered speechless by the SN video..
13 years ago at 3:43 pmFrom what I can gather from the video, Doctor Doom is apparently a Sigma Nu.
13 years ago at 3:48 pmHahaha comment of the week anyone?
13 years ago at 3:57 pmhahaha second
13 years ago at 5:06 pm*sighs*
13 years ago at 8:44 pmThis is the best comment yet as painful as it is for me to say that.
NF
13 years ago at 3:50 pmjust like the sigmanure at Jacksonville State
13 years ago at 3:58 pmsecond.
13 years ago at 6:15 pmlets have more of these
13 years ago at 4:18 pmPlease keep doing these every week, that sigma nu video was fucking outrageous
13 years ago at 4:18 pmsecond.
13 years ago at 4:52 pmthird
13 years ago at 11:30 pmi feel bad for your founding fathers.
13 years ago at 4:21 pmBad news bear chapter haha
13 years ago at 9:19 pmTFM Intern,
13 years ago at 4:22 pmPlease turn this into a weekly Friday event, similar to that of ESPN’s Not Top 10. Frat on.
absolutely
13 years ago at 5:04 pmDon’t call it “Fail Friday” though, that just makes me want to haze you.
13 years ago at 5:11 pmAgreed. This is fucking funny. A new name wouldn’t hurt though.
13 years ago at 8:09 pmGood idea maybe we should look into this intern.
11 years ago at 8:15 amI’ve never had to explain to anyone that my fraternity wasn’t a “gang” or a “crew”
13 years ago at 4:37 pmSeems like Sigma Lambda Beta, Not Sig Nu, hahaha. Great finds.
13 years ago at 4:37 pm