FAIL FRIDAY
13 years ago

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

  2. James Frank Fratkins

    What the fuck. Thanks for the embarrassment San Jose State. Fuck all of you… especially your Kimbo Slice Commander. Once again, fuck you. Your mothers should have had abortions. We all know real fraternities only exist in the southeast anyway. Wow.

    13 years ago at 7:06 pm
    2. NotFrattinNotTrying

      Seriously, you really call yourself a knight of the legion of honor and about your brothers like that. You don’t get to pick your family and even though these guys wouldn’t fit in my chapter, they are all my brothers. LHT

      13 years ago at 1:35 am
    4. CLS_Snake

      Smh…..I’m a live in at the San Jose chapter and none of the people in this video go here anymore. Half of them got kicked out or dropped. But this video was made in 2008 and reflects poorly on our chapter.

      12 years ago at 5:10 pm
  3. Purple and Gold

    It’s unfortunate none of those “fraternity men” fell out of the window when they were swinging their lettered hoodies (Jesus, those actually exist?) around.

    13 years ago at 7:07 pm
  4. SigmaFratterson

    Well, on behalf of every other Sigma Nu out there… This is embarrassing.

    13 years ago at 7:37 pm
  5. XLand0

    Frankly, I’m surpirsed they said fraternity and not frat, everything else they did was just as wrong.

    13 years ago at 7:55 pm
    2. IKnowImAnAlcoholic

      You turned down your legacy because of this chapter? I guarentee I can find a chapter in your ‘new’ fraternity that is equally bad, if not worst. This might be the stupidest thing I have ever read on this site.

      13 years ago at 9:41 am
    1. Srat Lover

      One, great name. He was a legend to our Atlanta Braves and the entire MLB.
      Two, I second this motion.

      13 years ago at 2:44 am
    2. TheFrasters

      Oh really? I guess W and his father wouldn’t have been fraternity men if that were the case.

      13 years ago at 12:19 pm
  8. BROkies

    Dear Sigma Nu in the video. Damn good job at showing the true spirit of brotherhood and disregarding fashion and race. Fuck everyone that says this isnt “fratty” because they did this for their founding fathers and for the benefit of their brotherhood. I am not at all associated with Sigma Nu at all and am a member of a fraternity in the SEC so fuck off people that hate on me about this post. Think deeply about the respect they gave their founding fathers and the respect that should be given to each and every brotherhood in the United States of America. This video doesnt display traditional fratty standards and it doesnt display traditional fratty men but it does display men who honestly and whole heartedly give a fuck about their brotherhood to the Nth degree. I salute that more than any other fucking conceded ass statement made on this site. Frat the fuck on and Fuck people hating on people for respecting their foundation. IN GOD WE TRUST and in the true spirit of the fraternity shall we all live on.

    13 years ago at 8:40 pm
    3. ksuwildfrat

      Did you see their founders? The looked like Confederate war heroes they would have moved to fucking Canada rather than let their fraternity come to this.

      13 years ago at 9:16 pm
    7. prettylittlepearls

      BROkies, men like you are the reason I love our SNu chapter. They frat hard, but they can also see past the “fratty” stereotype and appreciate their brothers who don’t come from the same rich Southern background. I’d make you a sandwich any day 🙂

      13 years ago at 12:57 pm
  10. Nice Try

    Wow, that video is just embarrassing. I feel sorry for Sigma Nu and that school.

    13 years ago at 9:00 pm