FAIL FRIDAY
14 years ago

Five real submissions, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’m a host at Chili’s. I was fired today because I gave my brothers unauthorized discounts on queso. TFM.
-Texas

No wonder you got a bid. Wow. “This mother fucker is a host at Chili’s? BID! BID! BID!” That’s how your bottom-tier bid night went.

New chapter sweetheart works at the strip club. Looks like we’re never paying cover again. TFM.
-Georgia

Wait, what?

I never brush my teeth Thursday’s through Sunday’s. TFM.
-Mississippi

I bet you have to beat sorosties off with a stick. You dog, you.

Went on a shopping spree at the Polo outlet. 40% off oxfords. Frat gold mine. TFM.
-Texas

Clearly, this guy is old money.

Getting iced by your mom at a Robert Earl Keen concert. TFM.
-California

FaF.

Don’t let this video ruin your weekend:

  2. IKnowImAnAlcoholic

    The video might seem geed. But lets be honest. Most fraternity men in this country are not frat in the sense of the word. At least on this site. This song is not bad and given the fact that this chapter is mostly not white, I don’t understand why would call all sigma nu not frat. White fraternity men and black fraternity men have a different view on what is frat. Frat on men. I don’t care if you are not ‘fratty.’ You are my brothers and I’ll respect you for being a brother of my fraternity. LTH.

    14 years ago at 9:22 pm
    1. Lucas Fratterson

      Black, white, green, blue, or orange, there’s no reason to give bids to geeds.

      14 years ago at 10:25 pm
    2. okusa

      as horrendous as the video is culturally, this is the right attitude, and from the video, you know those guys have their heads on straight with regards to commitment to brotherhood. the only good solution is to just cede the entire west coast to china.

      14 years ago at 11:37 pm
    3. older row

      I’m not a snu but my respect for your fraternity just went up tenfold. IKnowImAnAlcoholic, you, sir, are a true gentleman who understands the meaning of brotherhood.

      14 years ago at 10:38 am
    1. livefratordie

      Tapout, Aeropostale and fat chicks in a rush video…sounds like my kind of fraternity. Seriously, men from chapters like this at any school should hang themselves

      14 years ago at 3:45 pm
    3. dirtydelta

      Sigma Nu is the worst fraternity at state. They don’t even have a house and have openly gay guys. They do not represent the greek life here.

      14 years ago at 3:45 am
  6. Nitro Hazelton

    I wish there was an alternate site for rejected TFMs, I bet they get some funny submissions. Also, hoodies with letters are NF, along with every guy in that video.

    14 years ago at 11:45 pm
    2. Bropenhagen Long Cut

      All I know is Sig Nu is definitely a bottom tier Fraternity in NE.. If that’s saying anything.

      14 years ago at 4:01 am
    5. SperrySig

      Hey KimBro Slice, did you read the comment about their president looking like Kimbo Slice and then decide to make your user name or before?

      14 years ago at 12:39 pm