FAIL FRIDAY: Piss Pants
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Eating too many edibles on the lift so ski patrol has to come pick you up because you were trying to roll down the entire mountain. TFM.
Those edibles will sneak up on you player.
Taking cock shots in portrait mode to get all the veins in high quality. TFM.
Very artsy, very thoughtful.
Having your frat hound cremated and sprinkling some of his ashes on every bowl you roast for in 2018. TFM.
Now man’s best friends will live forever in your mind.
Repeatedly having to be rescued by the fire department because when you black out you have a tendency to climb to the top of trees and not be able to get down. TFM.
So you basically transform into a stray cat when you drink.
Naming your penis Mr. Bigglesworth and slapping a name tag on your pubes before hitting the club so whichever babe you take down knows the deal. TFM.
Weird move but you have to respect it.
Every two weeks I shit my pants just to remember what it feels like and stay young in my mind. TFM.
Probably something best kept to yourself.
Your chapter starting your on cryptocurrency called Fratcoin and forcing all the pledges to invest. TFM.
Fratcoin is the next big thing.
Jacking your dong on rollercoasters. TFM.
Like every single one you ride? Can’t enjoy a coaster without jacking? Sad!
Having the secret guilty pleasure of watching Frozen to pregame every night out and knowing every lyric to every song. TFM.
Do you want to build a snowman?
They call me stinky balls cause I have stinky balls who wants to smell my stinky wrinkly balls. TFM.
Kindly show yourself out and never return.
Chaser
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Having your frat hound cremated, TFM. Having your frat hound cremated before he’s dead, NF.
6 years ago at 11:52 amI burned up a bitch’s ass last night does that count? Yuk yuk I’m gonna put that on facebook
6 years ago at 1:16 pmHoonigans racing division does some pretty cool shit
6 years ago at 12:03 pmthevaginator transforms into a stray cat when he drinks: a big PUSSY! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 12:07 pmSay that to my face kid. Watch what happens
6 years ago at 12:39 pmHe might scratch me and give me a staph infection! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 12:56 pmHow about I knock your front teeth into the back of your skull instead champ
6 years ago at 4:06 pmDude you take yourself way too seriously, what a peasant.
6 years ago at 1:05 pmI could buy you kid sit the fuck down. And didn’t you graduate? How’s working at Wendy’s going? Broke bitch
6 years ago at 4:07 pmThe virginator wears fedoras
6 years ago at 3:12 pmButanefratoil gets drunk and goes on massive rants on TFM
6 years ago at 4:07 pmI did. Go kill your self
6 years ago at 9:04 amEasy there slugger don’t hurt yourself
6 years ago at 1:35 pmAnd tampons
6 years ago at 8:55 pmYou must look anorexic as fuck with all the laps you run.
6 years ago at 12:48 amIt is now 2018 the dab is donion rings and we need a new retarded social trend.
6 years ago at 12:54 pmWhy don’t you stick your thumb up your ass and see if it catches on
6 years ago at 1:17 pmThe guys in the shower is staged, but the fact that they wanted to do such a thing is a bigger fail.
6 years ago at 6:10 pmnice
6 years ago at 12:04 pmmikes hard pic is NF, high school
6 years ago at 4:40 pm