FAIL FRIDAY: Puke And Rally
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Wearing oven mitts during fuck because you’re self conscious about your tiny hands. TFM.

Yeah that’s totally normal.

Eating an entire large pepperoni pizza and then making yourself throw up in a pledge’s mouth. TFM.

You, sir, are truly sick.

Sleeping with a night light because the demon who haunts your soul only comes in the dark. TFM.

What in the shit?

Founding a new fraternity that’s founded on the belief that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the root of all evil. TFM.

Good luck with recruitment.

Politely asking her to singe your ball hair with a lighter while she sucks you off. TFM.

So many of you have serious sexual issues.

Redefining the whole frat game by wearing crotchless panties to formal. TFM.

Your date must be proud.

Shitting your pants in a crowded bar and just going with it and continuing to pound shots. TFM.

Time to go home, buddy. Maybe permanently.

When you’re tag-teaming a babe with your bro and you accidentally make eye contact with him but then it just feels right so you stare deep into each other’s souls and feel true brotherhood for the first time. TFM.

Thank you for sharing this intimate experience with us all.

Setting the world record for cranking to completion most times in a Taco Bell bathroom in one day. TFM.

You need to be committed to a mental institution.

Saturdays are for the boysssss I love boy butts in baseball pants. TFM.

I don’t even know anymore.

A truly pathetic scene.
A truly pathetic scene.
Confratulations on the marriage.
Confratulations on the marriage.
Well, now you are. You goober.
Well, now you are. You goober.
Hey man I think your nose is broken.
Hey man I think your nose is broken.
Just bros being bros!
Just bros being bros!
Class, class, class.
Class, class, class.
Man down.
Man down.
Let the devil out of you son.
Let the devil out of you son.
Yaaaaarf.
Yaaaaarf.
What a catch.
What a catch.
Damn it, guys.
Damn it, guys.
If peeing your pants is the coolest, consider him Miles Davis.
If peeing your pants is the coolest, consider him Miles Davis.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Looking good, fellas.
Looking good, fellas.
No excuse for passing out in a fortuitous situation like this.
No excuse for passing out in a fortuitous situation like this.
The drunk shower gone wrong.
The drunk shower gone wrong.
Shame, shame, shame.
Shame, shame, shame.
I wish I could show you how unhappy her face was.
I wish I could show you how unhappy her face was.
Very considerate of him to aim for the drain.
Very considerate of him to aim for the drain.
Disgracing the GOAT.
Disgracing the GOAT.

Hurry up, dickhead

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Honey take a good picture I'M DEAD (@Adamthew)

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Let the devil out of you, son (@jackromine)

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Greatly overestimating your athletic ability (@Hudsonharreld)

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You'll never see a more miserable time on a golf course

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Chaser

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  4. TauKappaFratt984

    I’ll go ahead and say it, but that picture of the dude passed out, two chicks in the background, rolled bill, 40oz, four loko, and whip-its MIGHT be staged.

    7 years ago at 5:10 pm
  5. billybudd

    Stop wearing jerseys over sweatshirts. If you’re that desperate to wear a jersey get a hockey jersey.

    7 years ago at 5:17 pm
  6. jizzrag69

    Here’s a PSA you fucking goobers: When you jump onto a COLLAPSIBLE table, it’s going to COLLAPSE. Yuk yuk I’m gonna put that on fucking Facebook

    7 years ago at 5:25 pm
      3. BuschLattesFTW

        Let’s relax Fratty. You take the cake for most accounts by a long shot

        7 years ago at 4:50 pm
      6. thevaginator

        This is my only account and any of you goobers that think otherwise are welcome to say it to my face. Mcloser has a confirmed at least 8 accounts so I’d say he takes the cake.

        7 years ago at 7:36 pm
      7. jizzrag69

        I’m not fratty mcfratrat. This is my only account and anyone who thinks otherwise is welcome to say it to my face

        7 years ago at 7:50 pm
      9. jizzrag69

        These little boys are welcome to spend their time worrying about who I am. I’ll spend my time fucking their moms in the ass

        7 years ago at 9:42 am
      5. DornFromMajorLeague

        You’re a disgrace to the legendary bobby cox. Eat a bag of dicks and choke to death on the last one.

        7 years ago at 6:16 pm
  8. PC Delta

    So visible titties are fine as long as there’s a little bit of mesh on top?

    You inconsistent dumbasses should just put a mesh filter over Rush Boobs instead of sailboats then.

    7 years ago at 5:34 pm
  11. Blowjob420

    Kid is wearing an FSU hat with Sigma Tau Gamma letters.. That doesn’t even exist here. Wtf

    7 years ago at 10:14 pm
      5. Blowjob420

        Ok, Mr. Jizzrag69 clearly you have that nickname because the only thing you’re cumming in is a fucking rag. Why don’t you get laid and then we’ll talk.

        7 years ago at 6:04 pm
      6. jizzrag69

        Swing and a miss retard. After I fuck your mom in the ass I use a rag to wipe up the cum that’s oozing out of her butthole so that she doesn’t walk around and let it drip on my expensive Egyptian carpet. Then I throw the rag in her face and say “Remember my name bitch.”

        7 years ago at 6:34 pm
      8. jizzrag69

        Why don’t you say that to my face instead of hiding behind a computer monitor you little bitch

        7 years ago at 6:48 pm
      9. Blowjob420

        Why can I imagine you sitting behind your phone sweating, eating doritios, oiling up your pimple infested face writing out this comment? You really need to chill out and stop getting so offended. You actually sound pissed off which is hilarious.

        7 years ago at 7:03 pm
      10. jizzrag69

        You looking to start something squirt? Cuz if you are we can make that happen

        7 years ago at 7:07 pm
      11. Blowjob420

        I mean I’m not mad at all, I have no reason to fight you. But if you want to come to FL, I’m all bout it.

        7 years ago at 7:22 pm
      13. Blowjob420

        Ok lol. Saying if you come to Florida then we’ll fight is not pussying out. I’m saying, why would I travel to fight you when you’re the one that’s clearly angry? If you come to Florida, by all means I’d love to drop your bitch ass.

        7 years ago at 9:56 pm