FAIL FRIDAY: Relentless Recruitment
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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The never-ending pursuit of a bid card from the day you pop forth from the womb to the day you’re dropped off on campus to run up into wombs. TFM.
The circle of flife (frat life).
I have to wear disposable medical gloves when I mess around with girls on account of my OCD. TFM.
No worries mate that’s probably easy to explain to chicks.
College football, damn nice to see you. Merica.
This isn’t Cloyd Rivers you dumb piece of human garbage.
I beat a man to death with a rubber dildo last night. TFM.
Please just turn yourself in and never come back here.
Slathering mayonnaise all over her nipples and going to town like a labrador on a chew toy covered in peanut butter. TFM.
Why the hell would you do that?
Her name was Rachel. She stole my heart. I fucked her sister. Made that pussy fart. TFM.
Come on, man. Pussy fart poetry? COME ON.
Being born with a giant mole on the tip of your penis and just leaving it as a trademark because it tickles the G spot. TFM.
No, no it doesn’t. You should probably get that removed.
I’ve never had an erection in my entire life. Tell me why. TELL ME WHY. TFM.
Calm down dude I don’t know I’m not a damn doctor.
Smearing your poo on her mustache while she sleeps to mark your territory. TFM.
You sick, sick son of a bitch.
Eating six hits of acid before your first rush event so that the brothers know you party hard! TFM.
That’s how you secure the bid, kids.
Chaser
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FOOK THA MAYWEDDAH
7 years ago at 12:35 amI’ve awakened with poo smeared in my moustache many times. Glad to know it’s a TFM.
7 years ago at 1:59 amA little Shitler let’s you know you’re alive.
7 years ago at 8:10 amMale midriff and 0 inch inseams, this fall from Man Outfitters.
7 years ago at 2:56 amI’d bang Sara
7 years ago at 6:30 amBut her eyes….
7 years ago at 9:28 amDoesn’t matter had sex
7 years ago at 1:24 pmIf I saw nina agdal in person and she looked at me, I would jizz so hard my balls would shrink to nothingness
7 years ago at 7:51 amThe dropkick into the ravine was simultaneously the most reckless and the most awesome thing I’ve seen today. Shame on them/Bravo.
7 years ago at 8:23 amThe stitched letters in that delta chi rush video made me cringe
7 years ago at 8:26 amFail Friday before BOTD??
7 years ago at 9:16 am#FireDan!
*again*
7 years ago at 9:17 amHonestly would with the crazy tinder chick
7 years ago at 9:33 amHey everyone, I have an honest question and I’m hoping to hear everyone’s opinion. I go to a small (5,000 students) liberal arts college with no Greek life, and I feel like I missed out. My friend group doesn’t like parties and I feel like at this point it’s too late to join a new group, so I fucked up and want a fresh start. Even if I don’t get a bid, at least I tried and can make new friends. I’m a sophomore, and I’ve really thought about transferring to a big state school and rushing. Is it weird/creepy/bad to rush during spring semester of sophomore year? Any advice helps. Thanks everyong
7 years ago at 7:45 pmI’m sure SharkWeek will give you tons of useless advice
7 years ago at 7:56 pmI’ll take the laps for giving an honest opinion. I’m a senior/exec member of a fairly large chapter in the south. We’ve bid a few sophomores in my time. We don’t do it often, at least not that I remember, but speaking personally my rush chair would judge a rushing sophomore about the same as a freshman. If you have a decent understanding of Greek life and you don’t come across as a boner when you rush you’d definitely be looked at at one of my rush events, but every chapter is different.
7 years ago at 8:29 pmForgot to mention that you’re also a massive boner for posting this on every article. One would’ve done. No bid.
7 years ago at 8:42 pm